Theophilus

to the tune of "Your Love" by The Outfield:

Jonah's on a vacation far away

But a whale just took it over

Here's some of the things he could probably say

You know I like my whales a little less closer

I just hope that you'd don't munch or bite

Are you gonna lose your lunch tonight?

I hate those Ninevites God said talk to

Nowhere to run now I'm in trouble

You know I don't think I make good food

Stayed three nights here I don't want to blubber

I just love the fumes your guts provide

And if you don't lose your lunch, I might

Though it's not dry land, I'll praise Him

It's comfy here inside this great big fish

It seems the whale is heavin' -- I don't know

If I can ride the wave I'm leavin'

As I leave this place here I know the Lord

Said, Don't forget what I told you

Those Ninevites are doin' things all wrong

I'm gonna show them that I am God

I just want them doin' stuff that's right

I don't want for you to run and hide

I just want them doin' stuff that's right

I don't want for you to run and hide

I just want them doin' stuff that's right

I don't want for you to run and hide

I just want them doin' stuff that's right

I don't want for you to run and hide

listen here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4dMRFbwBY&feature...

This is a song by Apologetix, sung to the tune of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger.

Mister Christian, oh you're tired and numb

And you know that you're the only ones who say -- one way

They're not goin' by your Book anymore

You know, those boys they want to blame most wars on you, it's true

You go to them, but you're diced and sliced

Your kindness is despised

You see your rights denied

They don't know He'll show them love so vast

They're probably worried that you'll do one last crusade -- they're afraid

Mister Christian, they'll still watch your life

So just live it out before their eyes and prove -- it's true

It's true

You go to them, put your pride aside

They're trying to pick a fight

But be polite and nice

Go to them, put your fright to flight

You're shining in the night

You'll be a light for Christ

Mister Christian, oh, they might have guns

But you know the Lord's the only who saves, so pray

But you go to them

Yeah, go to them

You can listen to it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDlo3GcFGHw&feature...

Will DHB have more success in Oakland than Crabtree will have in SF?

Does each system fit each players strength?

Why is the NFL playing dumb on this issue?

It is a common knowledge for drug users, who know they have to take a drug test, to use water pills to help "flush out" the drugs out of their system.

Why is the NFL trying to soften this message and saying this is a "diet pill"?

These guys are trying to get away with drug use and are not trying to lose weight. Call this what it is and bust these guys at a lower nanogram level of THC.

See this report:

http://nepenthes.lycaeum.org/War/beat.tests.html

Does this confirm UFO's?

Exodus 12:48-50

"An alien living among you who wants to celebrate the LORD's Passover must have all the males in his household circumcised; then he may take part like one born in the land. No uncircumcised male may eat of it. The same law applies to the native-born and to the alien living among you."

Sigourney Weaver, you have company!

This sounds like a more competitive fight for Kimbo.

He might have a chance, but I don't know.

Gina could tickle his chin and drop him.

Either way, I'd rather see more of her than of him.

Agree or disagree?

All of our "Chicken Little" like elected officials need us to get them the message. We need a common sense plan, not another foolish mistake!

Please write your elected officials and give them this info if you agree.

go to : http://www.daveramsey.com/etc/fed_bailout/3_steps_...

for more info.

When Al Davis fires Coach Kiffin, do you think he will come back to haunt him as Chucky and Shanahan have?

The Chiefs could scoop him up after they dump Herm Edwards and he could be the next Coach to bust Al Davis' Chops.

What do you think?

How many here believe the government can manage your money better than you can?

For demographic purposes:

Are you a business owner?

self employed?

Employee of a company?

Unemployed?

Retired?

Disabled?

other

He reminds me of the Actor played by Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.-

Kirk Lazarus

"I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude."

Is there anything REAL about him?

The performance of a lifetime. Dems better hope he doesn't forget his lines, like he did when the teleprompter went out in Virginia.

Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S47sO1TCVmE#

The Republican States of America

and

The Democratic States of America

Tell me your views.

Which states would divide and under which party affiliation?

Would some cities separate from their state?

Would you say this looks like the voting record of a Christian?

Barack Obama, D-Ill., was recognized as the most liberal senator in the U.S. Senate in 2007 according to National Journal's 27th annual vote ratings. ( http://nj.nationaljournal.com/voteratings/ )

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Illinois SB 230 (1997) -- Voted to allow partial birth abortion

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Illinois SB 381 (1997) – Voted no to require prisoners to pay court costs for frivolous lawsuits filed against the State

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Illinois SB 485 (1999) – Voted yes to give an offer of “good time” for sex offenders sentenced to the county jail. Obama’s was the only vote in favor of giving “good time.”

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Illinois HB 1812 (1999) – Voted no to require school boards to install software to block sexually explicit material on public computers accessible to minors

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Illinois HB 4659 (2000) – Voted “present” on bill to establish a zero tolerance drug testing policy for Department of Corrections employees

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Illinois HB 709 (2000) – Voted yes to allow state funding of abortion and induced miscarriages

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Illinois SB 609 (2001) – Refused to vote to restrict the location of buildings with “adult” uses, i.e., porn stores, strip clubs, within 1,000 feet of any public or private elementary or secondary school, public park, place of worship, preschool, daycare facility, mobile park or residential area

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Illinois SB 1661 (2002) -- Voted no to protecting newborns as a part of the Born Alive Infant Protection Package. Obama deems it proper to deny all care to a child who is born alive during abortion process.

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Illinois SB 1415 (2003) – Voted yes to create public funding for Supreme Court races in Illinois

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Illinois SB 880 (2003) – Voted yes to allow the purchase of ten hypodermic needles from a pharmacy without a prescription

The average Christian continues to live in disobedience to God and is not filled with the Spirit for two reasons:

1. A lack of knowledge

2. Unbelief

From the moment of your spiritual birth, you have the power to go on growing toward maturity in Christ. And yet, the average person, not understanding how to live by faith, lives on a spiritual roller coaster, rising and falling from one emotional experience to another.

In Romans 7, Paul describes the predicament of the worldly, carnal Christian, "I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death?"

In 1 Corinthians 3, Paul describes a worldly, carnal believer as one who acts like a non Christian. Although the worldly believer has received Christ, he also has allowed his Flesh nature to reclaim the throne through sin. God still has possession of this person, and Christ is still in his life, but the individual has fallen into sin in one or more areas of his life.

Not yielded to God, the worldly believer is usually a miserable person - even more miserable than the non-Christian. He is in a period of stunted spiritual growth because he is not confessing and repenting of his sins, and Satan has succeeded in influencing and con trolling him through the Flesh

Listen to the song called "Song of Hope"

go to :

http://www.robbieseayband.com/default-new.aspx?sou...

What group do they sound like?

I can't think of who they sound like, but they sound familiar.

It is called "Song of Hope".

Who does this sound like?

I can't place the group they sound like.

Let me know what you think.

It should play when you visit their website.

http://www.robbieseayband.com/default-new.aspx?sou...

Did you know this about U2?

I liked many of their songs, but do not consider myself a fan.

Watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv9LurH7cHw#

How do you feel about U2 now?

Did you know this about Jimi Hendrix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HogXK9TWwg&NR=1#

Do you agree?

Are there lies in the text books we have in school?

From kindergarten through college, we are being told that these things are fact when they are lies. Why is this necessary?

What is wrong with just teaching the truth and leaving the rest out?

Watch this video and let me know why you think these lies are necessary.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/860424/whats_wrong_w...

that shows how tough you are by getting your A kicked by large groups of people?

When I was in the service, a few Marines (5-7) would hang out together and start a fight with Soldiers who outnumbered them 70:1. Of course the Marines got their butts kicked but this would happen regularly. I didn't understand their reasoning. Other than to say that they were beat up by 100 or 200 or 300 Soldiers.

Help me understand. Are these bragging rights in the Corps?

What happened to Bill Belicheck's Video equipment?

Did Doc Rivers take over the payments on them?

Spygate Part3 to follow?