ANGELA MAE W

A MAN COMES HOME FROM WORK AND HIS BLONDE WIFE TELLS HIM THEY'RE PREGNANT. THEN SHE TELLS HIM THEY ARE HAVING TWINS. THE MAN ASKS HOW SHE KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE TWINS AND THE WIFE SAYS "I WENT TO THE STORE AND GOT A DOUBLE PACK PREGNANCY TEST AND THEY BOTH CAME OUT POSITIVE.

WHAT DO YOU CALL 6 BLONDES STANDING TOGETHER WHEN IT'S WINDY?

WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BLONDES IN A FREEZER?

BROTHERS AND SISTERS I HAVE NONE BUT MY FATHER'S, FATHER, IS MY FATHER'S SON.

WHO'S TELLING THE RIDDLE?

A MAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK FINDS A GENIE BOTTLE. THE GENIE SAYS " I'LL GRANT YOU 1 WISH". THE MAN WISHED THAT HE COULD PISS VODKA. HE WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND TOLD HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSAES. SHE DID AND THEY GOT DRUNK. THE NEXT NIGHT HE COMES HOME AND TELLS HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSES. THEY GET DRUNK. HE COMES HOME THE NEXT NIGHT AND ASKS HIS WIFE TO GRAB ONE GLASS. SHE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT ME?" HE SAYS "YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE TONIGHT".