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A MAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK FINDS A GENIE BOTTLE. THE GENIE SAYS " I'LL GRANT YOU 1 WISH". THE MAN WISHED THAT HE COULD PISS VODKA. HE WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND TOLD HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSAES. SHE DID AND THEY GOT DRUNK. THE NEXT NIGHT HE COMES HOME AND TELLS HIS WIFE TO GRAB TWO GLASSES. THEY GET DRUNK. HE COMES HOME THE NEXT NIGHT AND ASKS HIS WIFE TO GRAB ONE GLASS. SHE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT ME?" HE SAYS "YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE TONIGHT".