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A MAN COMES HOME FROM WORK AND HIS BLONDE WIFE TELLS HIM THEY'RE PREGNANT. THEN SHE TELLS HIM THEY ARE HAVING TWINS. THE MAN ASKS HOW SHE KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE TWINS AND THE WIFE SAYS "I WENT TO THE STORE AND GOT A DOUBLE PACK PREGNANCY TEST AND THEY BOTH CAME OUT POSITIVE.

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  • 2 decades ago
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    nicely done!

  • 2 decades ago

    Like: Paddy's wife had twins. Paddy went out with a shotgun to find the other man...............

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Your question's title should read "am" instead of "have".

  • 2 decades ago

    lol that's funny

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  • 2 decades ago

    Lol.What an idiot.

  • 2 decades ago

    HAHA!!! that is a good one : ))

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