Down Side

WARNING CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE !!!!

What are your thoughts on this? Accurate or just funny?

I was in Las Vegas 2 days ago to complete a contract and I had a few extra hours to kill. I think one of my contacts lives there. Should I have made arrangements to meet this girl or would that have been "creepy"?

If I received a dollar for each time I had to explain something to a woman....how much money would I have?

Does Satan just rock harder?

When it comes to "getting in shape"; Why do men work out and women diet?

Is she deprived or depraved? What is a mans' obligation.....to help? I feel that depravity is a virtue.

Who's voice would you want him/her to sound like?

My 2 dogs: Sean Connery & Invader Zim

That makes me old doesn't it?

Do christians know that they have a higher divorce rate than non-christians?

I only mention this cuz I read an answer that stated this as a foundation of christianity.

Quick sum up. Much more dialog on this in the book. She states that god does not know his origin. So he started evolution to find the source of his own being. Hoping that man would at some point become what he is. I am an atheist. However if there was a god, I would find this to be much more feasible. It would explain his indifference to us because our well being is of no import. Our happiness is not his objective. The same way a scientist would see a lion killing it's own cubs in the wild. They are there to observe not to interfere ( stop the lion ) with nature.

I know this will piss you off. Just be objective. Do NOT reply with a verse. I won't read it. I want YOUR opinions on this.

Is there such a thing? Am I overlooking it? I am just sick and tired of being reported for giving honest and mature(not vulgar) answers. I never win an appeal. I asked peoples their ages once and found out that 1 of my contacts were a 13 year old girl and a 10 year old girl. WTF !!! I'm 26.

My girlfriend has had her Cadillac CTS for two years. On monday she asked my to come down to our local gas station because she has been trying to get the gas cap off for 20 min. It turns out that she had been turning it the wrong way. She also asked me once " why didn't the pilots of the planes that flew into the twin towers honk the horn so people could see the planes and run away?".

I have two dogs. German Shepard and a Doberman. Their names are Adolph and Hitler respectively. My problem is that if they happen to run off I have to start yelling ADOLPH HITLER !!!! They got their names cuz they are German and I didn't think things through obviously when I named them.. Is it fair that I get yelled at by people for this?