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Can anyone use their movie knowledge with these two clues, the answers of each being a film title?

1. Highly enthusiastic (9 letters)

2. Lived backwards on behalf of someone else? (6, 8)

Many thanks

Can anyone do this anagram for me - it is either a pantomime or a pantomine character. The letters are

COLDBATHSGREATSKIDHERELONE

thanks.

depressed the other day so called Lifeline.

I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan.

They were very excited when I told them I was feeling suicidal and asked if I could drive a truck or an aeroplane?

However, they said I had to pay my own fare there. Do you think this is fair?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV8DDYz68kM

Here is an example:

After being married for many years, a guy took a look at his day and said: "years ago, we had a cheap flat, a cheap car, a sofa bed and watched a crappy little TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and a 55" plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 45-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and get a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that he would again be living in a cheap flat, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve mid life crises, don't you think?

Can anyone tell me what this means and what I should do? Is this something serious :- "Procedure entry point GetPocessImage FilenameW could not be located in the dynamic link library PSAPI.DLL"

Considering that a lot of the people who use the smaller rural post offices are the very elderly, who cannot use public transport (due to their infirmities) and do not have the internet, is it not these very people who need the local Post Office, often in the village shop where they buy their groceries?

This is for my 90 years old Mother who is curious about all the modern gizmos, the internet etc., so need a really simple explanation. Thanks

Look up the art of palm reading if you need to know what a simian line is!

In what section was the questions about the 9/11 coincidences ? I wanted to read it again and can't remember where it was - can anyone help me please?

I had what my Mum calls a Senior Moment. Making tea for some friends who had popped in I carried the tray of tea through and noticed I had left the teapot in the kitchen. However, when I checked I found that I had put the bottle of milk on the tea tray and the pot of freshly made tea into the 'fridge. Anyone else out there done something as stupid?

Apparently this email has as its subject matter "Invitiation" and has attachments that announces with pictures that Osama Bin Laden has been hanged. Well, if you get this email (which is being sent to mainly USA and Israel) DO NOT OPEN IT .

If you open this message you set off a virus which opens an Olympic torch that burns and utterly destroys your hard drive. CNN says that Microsoft call it the most destuctive virus ever . This email will come fom someone who has your email in their address book/contact list, so warn all your friends too.

Haven't you noticed that all the models are young with no wrinkles saying how wonderful this or that product is ? They never put older people with wrinkles on their ads because then everyone would know what a load of rubbish they are selling.

It would seem that only juveniles are out there at the moment asking stupid questions. Are there any serious people out there with proper questions?

In the 1960's my generation rebelled against the authoritorian and dictatorial governments, our lack of civil and human rights, we said 'make love, not war', we rebelled against women being considered second class citizens and strove to make a better world for everyone. But it seems to me that after all that time our governments are still lying to us, there is still racial and religious strife, terrorism and wars, dreadful poverty all over the world, and, whilst a few things have improved a little - so called equal pay for equal jobs, independence for many nations from their colonial rulers, the end of apartheid - generally speaking we are no further forward than in the 1960's. Or, am I being pessimistic ? What do the younger generation these days (I mean those in their very late teens, twenties, etc.) think ?

Look at the packet of their Bread Pudding. It says Product will be hot after heating...

If mouse is supposedly a favourite cat food aren't our cats being deprived

This is especially true for people with blond or light brown hair and pale skins

They talk about outside-bred Lincolnshire sausages and I just wondered what sort of pay a job breeding sausages would be worth - would breeding inside sausages earn more or less?