Little Lulu

Insist that they must use a hairbrush (usually hers) to brush the water out of their hair after a shower, when they have a towel in their hands? All they do is spray water all over the bathroom.

Can I paint over modern wall paper, or must I strip it off first? If so, how? Haven't done this sort of thing since canvas, apply glue to paper and hang days, or I'd know. This decoration makes me dizzy, nauseous, and it's all in my least favorite colors. Even the stripes have paisley pattern, florals have trellis, border, wainscoting, etc. Help!!!

I've been told to set up e-mail addresses for some of my clients, even if they'll never use them. How do I do that?

Long story. Kids put scotch tape, magic marker & crayon on ivory keys of antique piano, in 1996. How to clean them? Is it possible?

Failure to maintain standards for retention. What exactly would a soldier have to do (or not do) to get this discharge?

to paint my house strung all over the place before walking off the job?

I know where, when, how, etc., the name of the prime suspect and that his wife was questioned years later, after his death. Where do I go to find out what the final judgment was? Was he posthumously convicted or not?

I sit by my fire when the days are cold,

I sit by my fire and I drink black tea.

I look at the leaves in the bottom of my cup,

And a row of grinning monkeys jeers at me.

I wear a coat of yellow, the brightest kind of yellow,

And no one has a key to my painted blue door.

Who? What? When? Where?

Any time I see one on the street I pick it up because there are kids out there, but is it safe to garbage them?

How much is considered high dose aspirin therapy?

This was from a book of poetry in a literature class I took in college.

The Lovers

If you will die for me,

I will die for you.

And our graves will be like

Two lovers washing their clothes together

In the laundromat.

If you will bring the soap,

I will bring the bleach.

How about our governors? And how much alimony do our exes get?

I do not know her email address. I do not want instant message. I want the account closed. How do I do that?

I understand about RH. What I don't understand is how I managed to give birth to kids with different types than my own. I am A+. The fathers of my children are A+ and O+. 2 of my kids are A-, 1 is O-, 1 is O+ and 2 are A+. This does not make sense to me, since none of them were considered to be RH babies. Granted, one of the A-'s is a little dingy and may have quoted her type wrong, but the other A- was told that by the US Army. My sister, a nurse and AF wife told me that the Army gets it wrong more often than not. The 1 doctor I asked about it said something vague about alleles. Somebody else told me that I could be A+ and O- myself. Can anyone sort me out?

When it was given to me, they said "African milk tree". Since it has small spines, I knew it wasn't African. It has white sap that is caustic. It has a small, shallow root ball but gets very large and tall. Many branches, all grow straight up. The trunk and limbs are 2 or 3 sided with both small rounded leaves and clusters of small spines growing out of the corners. The lightest frost will kill it. I saw it on Discover channel once. They said it grows in South America and is so poisonous that only the alpaca can eat it. Any of its branches will root, just stuck in soil and watered lightly. Since my kids and I have spread it from Alaska to Florida, I'd like to know what it is.

You are old, Father William, the young man said,

And yet you incessantly stand on your head;

Ghost lake's a dark lake, a deep lake and old,

Ghost lake's a dark lake, a deep lake and cold;

.........Jerome, Sweetheart, what do you hear?

Jerome, Sweetheart, what do you fear?

"The Little Blue Engine That Couldn't"

..........at the bottom as Blue Engine hash;

The lines are just in my head and I can't locate anything that matches them. Please help!

Renters who did not pay their rent abandoned the place to their own fleas and cockroaches. In cleaning the house, I discovered they'd coated the entire floor and drain of the stall shower with concrete, and stuck a screw driver upright into the drain. Obviously it was done some time ago, not because they were mad at me or even believed I'd evict them. What's the purpose of this?

In my entire life, I have received 1 gift that wasn't given as a holiday/birthday obligation, and yet people give me things all the time. As a teenager, my aunt made clothes for me. But she always said that she made them for herself and they didn't fit. Then she taught me how to alter them to fit myself. My 1st mother-in-law bought watches, jewelry, shoes, clothing, even a wedding ring for me, but on presentation said she'd bought them for herself, and they'd be too small for me. My shoes were 3 sizes larger than hers. My life has been filled with hand-me-downs that weren't hand-me-downs at all. Am I the only one this happens to?

My granddaughter, age 19, asked to check her e-mail on my computer. By the time she was through, there were 2 new icons for music, she had signed up to get voice mail on my phone apart from my answering machine ($14 a month charged to my phone), and it takes me 5 minutes to get onto the internet because before allowing me to sign in, I have to shut down her instant message, etc. Lord knows what else is going to be charged to me. She claims to have multiple personality disorder, therefore she's not responsible. I do not believe she has MPD, having had direct experience with the real thing with another family member. She claims that she doesn't know how to do this, so doesn't know how to get it off my computer. But it's there, all with her name attached. She is no longer allowed near my computer, but how do I get rid of it, and shut her out completely? She does not live with me, and I had not seen or heard from her since she was 10.