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You woke up in your bathroom and when you went to your bed there was a gorilla sleeping in it lol!

Like a small acute pain, probally from sleeping on it. How do you get rid of it?

I was heading to my bus stop one morning and noticed a little dog (beagle i think) was watching me. it came up to me and just started jumping on me. he looked hungry so i gave him some of my biscuit. its been a month and every day he waits for me before and after school. I named him bandit and took him home. mom says i cant keep him :,( How can i get him to a loving family? the dog would wait in the rain! he deserves it.

Well im sleeping over at his house and we went to sleep about 1hr ago. Untill i was abruptly awakened by a foul stench! i glared at my friend who's known for his "atomic farts" only to hear his dog biscuit let it rip. plz my nose is sensitive, how do we stop this?

I have started to jump rope today and i was almost to 500 when my chest started hurting. i took a couple min, but it hurt every time i jumped. what cause this too happen? P.S: i did an upper body work out on my chest and shoulders before this occurred.

Im 15 and in pretty good shape. my dads been doing it for years and agreed to teach me as long as i stay dedicated which i am. should i have started sooner or is 15 years old good?

i need a good zombie game to play. is dead island good story wise? i couldnt care less about the graphics.

It happened to me the same way i did during elementary, a lepracon comes up to, takes me to take a piss and laughs. then i wake up having to get the detergent...Big load :/ anybody ever piss the bed thinking your in the bathroom?

In the morning you try to get 5 more minutes of sleep and end up dreaming that you got up?! I missed my bus one time :/ it seemed so real....

well i rarely do it when i do i just get this feeling in my penis. now today some you know what came out! how can i stop the *** from coming out and just get that good feeling???

Why is it that every morning i wake up with a *****? i dont remember having any stimulating dreams so why? also i sleep in boxers so i have to wait untill it goes down to get breakfast.

Im 15 now and.have been working out for about 6 months and I have seen results but not what I want. My friend is Buff and says he uses protein. Can I use some to speed up.my results? If so, what Kind?

Ok im 15, I woke up today and this pain in my lower back has been killing me! I slept kinda funny,.can that be it? When will it go away?

okay my dreams are just getting weird. last night i was walking down the street to the store and my friend told me to cross the street. i looked both ways but as i was in the middle a volcano sprouted from the ground! (WTF?) me and my friend started running but he got eaten by a giant rabbit. lava was about to get me when homer simpson pulled me onto a ledge. i said thanks and he socked me in the face for no reason. i ended up in my house and i had to pee so a lepracon led me to the bathroom and i wizzed but he started laughing and called me a dumb*** and i woke up with a wet bed?!!! this isn't a joke im dead serious!

is it normal that im 14 and my hair line looks like its receding a bit? should i use a hair growth product to fill it in or is this normal? ( this isnt recent, its been like this for years.)

i heard that if you start to early you could stunt your growth? also if i can, how many times per week should i work out? im REALLY committed to this.thanks for the help!