Wyld Stallyns

Based on what I was told, I suspect someone I talk to has been and may still be committing a crime against someone in real life, but in another state. Should I contact someone? And if so, who should I contact?

Bill and Ted and I and tried to rescue some historical babes from marrying some royal ugly dudes. But we were wondering, who would you want to date if you could travel back in time and pick up anybody, and why?

If there's an even number of answers, I'll pick the sweetest, if it's an odd number, I'll pick the sexiest. Have fun.

Vote Here: http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_06/ic... The winner will get a spot on the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame.

The advertising icons up for a vote are:

Keebler Elves

Vlasic Stork

Fruit of the Loom Fruit Guys

Crash Test Dummies

Colonel Sanders

Mr. Clean

Kool-Aid Man

California Raisins

Quaker Oats Man

McGruff the Crime Dog

Twinkie the Kid

Chester Cheetah

Budweiser Clydesdales

Energizer Bunny

Snap, Crackle and Pop

Morris the Cat

Jolly Green Giant

The Burger King

Cap'n Crunch

Smokey the Bear

Aunt Jemima

Travelocity Gnome

DoubleMint Twins

Toucan Sam

the Morton Salt Girl

Charlie Tuna.

I'll list my vote later.

If you could go back to anytime and anywhere in the world and take one photo of a person, place, thing or event, what would it be and why?

I've noticed that I tend to scroll back up a page I've read to the bottom, before I click the back button. Maybe I feel like I have to reverse the entire motion I just completed. I know I could just click the Back button without scrolling up, but I always forget.

Do you do that too? Why do we do that? Do you think it's something George Carlin would remark upon?

Choose 7 people from history. What do you think their perspective on the present would be?

BTW, if you choose Jesus, explain why you would choose the historical Jesus instead of the ever-present risen Jesus.

The sequel they did make was "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey". Make up something similar, like "Bill and Ted's Awesome Escapade". Have Fun.

Feel free to add any twists and turns, but try to keep the meter and rhyme scheme. (I deleted last Q because it was too close to "gaming".)

The setting sun betrays the sight

Of broken hearts that lost a fight:

Revealing what a lover’s spite

Will conjure up in dark of night.

When love lies stiff upon the ground,

And snow is reddened all around,

Do you risk sneaking without sound,

To free the love that you have bound?

This is based on a quote from the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

So how would you make someone's life better, or more bearable? You don't have to try to save the world, just make life a little bit better for yourself and at least one other person.

Ya know, Think Globally, Act Locally.