Mr. Bones

Yes, I'm tired. For several years I've been blaming it on iron-poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, water pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, yellow wax build-up, and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.

But now I find out, tain't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 200 million. Eighty-four million are retired. That leaves 116 million to do the work.

There are 75 million in school, which leaves 41 million to do the work. Of this total, there are 22 million employed by the government.

That leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now there are 11,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting there reading this. No wonder I'm tired.

Does a vegan have to be an athiest, or something?

I keep seeing these cute chics over there, what do you see?

Mine is In a dungeon Where the ghost says "You're not supposed to be here!"

In Murfreesboro, TN? I just saw on the news where ethanol wears out the seals on small engines and I ain't cool with that....dude!

I know there's two kinds I need, one for the pump and one for the engine. I just bought it used. shouldn't I change the engine oil?

What's the right way to measure sq. footage for painting walls?

I've bid a couple just by the job, but would like to know what price per sheet I should be charging in Tennessee

Is it heavier when you fill it with flies even though they're all flying around?

Any other cool facts about the Floating City would be greatly appreciated. Thanx!

What Kind?

"My secret identity" Had the guy from "Sliders" & "Joe's apartment"

Bill Cocby's 15 min. drawing show with "Mortamer Ichabod Marker"

"Pinwheel"?

What about a short cartoon about "Bananna Man"?????

Have you or anybody you know ever been hurt while noodling? How bad?

Are you any good?

with it????

I will never again sway from Stren original clear/blue

I have a little v- bottom fishing boat with a 15 hp Johnson, but it's under construction......again!