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Hi, does anyone know what the classical piano music I have just heard (UK) in the Halo 3 game advert on channel 4.

A little competition here for you.

In the opening scene from the aformentioned film, what is the name of the little port Herbie is driving along?

I know, do you?

I picked my daughter up from school last Friday expecting her to have made me a Fathers Day card, as her class made cards for Mothers Day . But, NO CARD!!!.

I understand that because a few of the children are illegitimate or their parents are no longer together, cards for us dads are not made. As all the children were obviously "fathered" is this an example of PC rubbish invading our lives again?

What if my wife was no longer present, could I object to Mothers Day cards being made? I would not object to the other children making cards if this was the case.

Is this the only country where the word for the inhabitants starts with a different letter than the countries name, in the "political map" sense?

Why is this? The country is named after Phillip of Spain.

I know, I know!! they are both very naughty and unhealthy establishments that I always said I'd never use, that was untill I had kids. But, which one makes the better presented, better tasting product.

Can you believe these morons. They want to Civil Service jobs relocated to India. Do they realise the B in their title is for British.

Or, if it's "cause" is right, is it a way for the "underdog" getting it's views across?

The I.R.A , The Palistinion troubles or The PKK are examples.

I'm looking for the songwriter with the most UK hits.

I have a friend who works, his wife is on the sick and claiming Incapacity benefit because she gets "dizzy spells"?, she drives a car, why can't she work or how has she kept her driving license?

I find this quite worrying.

Anyone else going to turn to Snuff (nasal snuff for the benefit of the Americans) once the smoking ban comes in.

I have done a little research and it's cheap £1 a tin which lasts most people about a week, doesn't harm anyone else and does not cause anywhere near as many health problems as smoking.

Any veteran snuffers out there with advice?

I have just had the unpleasant experience of watching 5 mins of Big Brother. Jade is a loud mouthed moron of the first order.

The Indian woman is an ****,but at least she is capable of spelling it (**** that is). If the British public/media have "made" Jade, I am embarrised at what the people of this country have become.(please excuse my spelling, Jade's disease must be catching.

I am a member of a trade union. I find the name National UNION of Students inapropriate and not accurate as students do not do a job(in the real sense)and they do not have an employer. I am interested in hearing the opinions of real trade union members and excuses from N.U.S members. Sorry for an gramatical errors or poor spelling but I am a lowly WORKER.

I believe that we should provide free dinners for children at school. The breakfast clubs are free, at the moment.

Is it right for single parent families to get free school dinners, bearing in mind there is no means testing, so it could be a case of a divorced millionaire buming of us plebs.

Do you get fed up with rich celebs telling us where to shop?

An example might be Madonna The adaption laws in Malawi would not allow her to adopt, but she has. Maybe her PA is a Malawi resident? Or did she grease a few palms?

Please talk about other examples though as I am sure Madge is going to get enough coverage somewhere else.

I mean the selfish things they do.

We get a lot of cold callers (door to door salesmen) because of the strong smell of wealthy retired people around here.

Can you think of a good note to put on the front door to advise them they are not welcome?. Advise for your answers, if you say No cold callers, they say they are not cold callers, typicaly "Oh no we are advising you of a local service"

I am sure I once read that ginger haired people need 25% more anaesthetic to knock them out for operations than non-gingers. Have I imagined this?..