lady luck

I haven't been here for a while~

and then they leave some rude comment, and give you 1 star?

what's the point of that, lol....~

I want to open a restuarant called "Pecks"~

It would be the opposite of "Hooters" and food would be served by goodlooking men with big pecks~

started to laugh at?

and you couldn't stop~

I'm having the carpets cleaned in my house, do I need to tip?

my plane crash?

a pregnant woman can choose to have an abortion, but if she gets murdered on the way to the clinic............ the killer can face 2 counts of murder~

If you think about it, even our own cars and homes are subject to searches, and laws~

toilet paper?

and then the next day, you have several violations? and you think......"whoa, I don't even remember that answer"

if your were standing up, at the end of the bed, looking at it~

how do you pass the time~