Mattmcd1

I'm in a competition with a friend to find the sickest bass drop in a song (or just the filthiest dubstep song ever). It doesn't even have to be considered music - just a song that will blow his mind.

I'm in the middle of designing an irrigation system and I was wondering if there was any computer software that would help with designing it all out. Thanks.

I finished a project recently, and I've been wondering what this mysterious bacteria is. It's on all 50 of my agar plates, and it seems to be the only type. I inoculated all of the plates with a saliva sample, if that helps: here's a picture:

http://s1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff446/mattmcd1...

I am looking for a computer somewhere around a 1000 bucks, preferably cheaper if possible. I'd like a good graphics card for gaming, and something that wont annoy me like the dell i have now... any suggestions?

I'm studying for a test... I was wondering if this problem was prime or if you could do grouping with triples... I don't really see anything I can do here.

I play several other instruments (guitar and trombone) and have been for several years

OK, so I apply for the iphone developer program (I'm planning on becoming a developer) and it's been really confusing.

First of all, I got the iphone sdk thing erased from my cart, second of all, I can't find how to put it back in, third, they haven't contacted me for a week and I'm still waiting, and final, there is no god damn support.

Can someone please explain this thoroughly?

For the last 2 days I have had this really bad pain in the bottom of my throat (near the bottom of my neck) everytime I swallow. It hurts so bad that the pain goes all the way to my back underneath my right shoulder. I've tried eating hot soup and ice cream yet nothing is working.

Do you know what is wrong with me? Should I go to the doctor or just wait?

Should I add a comma or semicolon in this sentence:

There really is a national groundhog it lives in Pennsylvania.

Thanks!

Well tomorrow I'm going to go buy another game for my Wii as I only have 3.

Currently I own: Mario Strikers Charged, Pokemon Battle Revolution, and The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess.

I like Mario Stikers Charged the best.

So I just wanted to know, which Wii Game should I go buy?

Okay this is lame, but I made it up. By the way this only works if your a guy. So go up to someone and say:

"I did your mom....... a favor. By sticking my beef in her.... tacos"

I know that was really retarded.

This is not a joke I made up, I got it from the internet.

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhattan shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right - women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

Warning: REALLY GROSS JOKE HERE, READ AT OWN RISK

Two men were stranded out in a desert without food or water. They were walking by one day and happened to see a house. They knocked on the door and an old lady came out. The old lady said hello, what can I do for you? The two men told the old lady that they needed food and water. She replied back and said only if you have sex with me. They both said "heck no!!" but they realized that if they didn't then they couldn't have food and water. One of the men had an idea and went into the house while the other stayed outside. His idea was to take corn on the cob and put butter on it and use it like it was a "you know what". So he took a bunch of buttery corn on the cobs and slid them in and out, then threw one out the window, got a new one, and repeated the process. The old lady was very pleased and gave the man food and water. When he talked to his friend outside the guy said:

"While you were getting busy, I was eating nice buttery corn!"

I hope you like it... It's pretty stupid, but here it goes:

Tom: Why do blonde girls always have bruised belly buttons?

Matt: I don't know, why?

Tom: Well lets just say blonde boys are stupid too.

You kind of have to think on your own for this one =D

First person to get both right gets best answer. I'll release the answers by tomorrow.

RIDDLE 1

I live above a star, and yet I never burn.

I have eleven neighbors, and each one takes his turn,

to be visited in sequence: first, last or in between.

PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials.

Now, tell me what I mean

RIDDLE 2:

At a hotel in Las Vegas, a lady rushed out of the manager's office to get a long drink at the water fountain in the lobby. A few minutes later she came out for another drink. This time she was followed by a man. There was a mirror behind the fountain. When the lady raised her head, she saw that the man behind her had a knife in his upraised fist. She screamed!The man lowered his knife, and then both of them began to laugh. What on Earth is going on here?

Hint: The man and woman are friends.

Good luck!

I really like editing movies and video, and I really wanted to get Sony Vegas 6, 7, or 8. I don't have much money so I can't afford it. Is there any safe way I can get it online for free? Thanks for your help.

Yeah, I know this should be easy, but I just can't seem to get the answer. It's the one about the fewest number of times you need to break the chocolate in order to separate each of the 30 chocolate squares. If you could tell me the answer, that'd help. Thanks.

I will post the answers in 20 minutes in the additional details section. Good luck, and I will state the person who does the best also

Riddle 1: Duncan was riding his horse when it was spooked by a loud noise. As it reared up, the bridle broke. The horse then took off in a fright. As they raced down the road, a screaming Duncan clung to the horses mane for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Duncan saw a car coming and, realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What did Duncan accidentally do which made the horse stop?

Riddle 2: Many people who are interested in American history and politics, and especially Republicans, never tire of pointing out that Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat, was a character of such dubious qualities that, when he ran for the presidency, his own mother didn't vote for him. Although he did win, why couldn't he even count on his own mother to vote for him?

Here are 4 riddles:

Two young men wanted to marry the Sultan's daughter. Since both were acceptable to him, he decided to devise a contest to decide the matter. He announced that they should ride in a horse race, but, just to make it interesting, the winner would be the man whose horse crossed the finish line last. He then realized that, with his rule, the race would take forever, so he thought of a way to solve this. What was it?

Carrie's mother had four children, not to mention a fondness for selecting monetary names. She named her oldest child Quarter. The second child was called Dime-ond. The third child was given the name, Nickel-las. What was the fourth child, a girl, likely named?

Pronounced as one letter, written as three;

Two letters there are, and two only in me.

I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and grey.

I'm read from both ends, and the same either way.

It looks like sugar in its solid form, and when you get it in contact with a living organism in it's liquid form, after you heat it up, it burns, or catches on fire. Like if you put a popsicle stick in a glass vial of its liquid form, it would catch on fire.