kathie

i nneed a motto which represents "love and truth"

i need a motto to represent "bravery and justice"

i need a motto which represents "prosperity and sincerity"

i am having a project and have to write about global warming.please give me more details.

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil till I get there

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don't talk rubbish!

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That's baaaaaaaaaad!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

Have you tried taking the spoon out?

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please

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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake

Sleep in another room then!

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to another,"Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree? "I don't know " responded the other. " i'll ask him "

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade ?" " Intelligence" said the boss. "What do you mean ' inteligence'?

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

one day a boy went in to a shop of a shoe-seller.

he said: uncle what is the price of this pair of shoes?

seller: 90 rupees

then the boy point his hand towards the lace of the same shoe and says,"what is the price of this lace"

the seller replied ,"that is free"

the boy says," than i only want that lace."

1] what are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

2] what is the frutiest lesson?

3] what language do they speak in cuba?

4] what illness did everyone Enterprise catch?

5] what is a myth

patient : doctor for whom is this flowers for ?

doctor : this is my first operation. if i succeded than this is for me , if not this is for you......

try this

its fun

think a number between 1-9

now add 5

multiply with 2

add 5

subtract 3

multiply 5

add 8

subtract 9

multiply 5

write that number on a paper

now fold that paper

make an aeroplane of that paper and fly..........(";")

it births after birth and dies before dies

I want to entertain my friends on a party so please tell me any either best or a dumb joke . please help me please!!!

it is said that we all have similar brains then can i be an intelligent student