The PDF Ghost

thunder and lightning/ such a terrible night/ flashing and crashing/ such a terrible night

Are apples to loud to eat in a quiet place!? Like in the office?!

Both would be majestic and beautiful, but in this life, you can only do one! WHICH IS IT?!

After a warming period, there is generally an ice age. As the world cools, we are presented with the perfect opportunity to poor the world's supply of JELLO into the ocean and make a great, delicious dessert for the entire world with minimal caloric intake (if using sugar-free). None of us care about most of the so called animals in the ocean, but we all love sharks. Could sharks survive? Can they swim through JELLO, AND can they eat the JELLO because everything else will die.

I can run a mile in a little over 12 minutes. My cat can sprint faster than me, but could i beat him in a mile race? Please settle this dispute!

SUSHI was warm when i got it. IS IT SAFE?

I've been going through life pulling my pants down to around my knees when I'm in a bathroom stall using the toilet. However, I'm sort of a shoe fanatic, so I've been peeking under the stalls to check out shoes, and what not. As i've peeked, I've noticed that people pull their pants down ALL THE WAY about 96% of the time. What do you guys do, and WHY?!

I'm trying to seem cool at work when I'm at the urinal. Lately, while i'm peeing I've been putting my hands in my pockets. I've thought about resting my elbow on the wall and my head against my hand, just kind of chilling acting like it's not even a big deal that I'm peeing. Any other ideas?

My friend has a farm with a couple of horses. He wants to throw a bad butt bonfire. How big does the fire have to be to ACTUALLY be a bonfire?

If it meant that you could buy something really awesome, like a double cheeseburger?

what negatives could possibly come out of being barefoot and bare chested?!

If you were to time travel, and met your mom or dad, depending on your sex/sexuality, but you didn't know it was them, do you think you would find them attractive and try to date them?!

Dolphins are widely considered the second smartest mammal after humans, but are they not the smarter of the two? Have you ever heard of a dolphin war?! I haven't. It could just be the liberal dolphin media not giving us the facts.

Also, they can't take IQ tests because they don't have hands to hold pencils, and pencils don't work underwater. So we may never know the real answer.

Michael Jackson is physically dead, but his legend lives on. Since he is in EVER SINGLE ONE of our hearts, is he truly dead?

My coworker doesn't think that I'm real. I think I have free thought, but it could just be a figment of MY imagination. Can a figment of one's imagination have an imagination?