Fred

How many days are there in every month of the Malayalam calendar? On what day in the Gregorian calendar does the first day of each of the Malayalam months lie on? Please do not answer if you do not know the correct answer or you do not wish to give the correct answer.

From what I understand, both of these are pronounced 'ka' in Malayalam so I wonder precisely what the difference in prononciation is between the two.

Please do not answer if you: do not know; you intend to make a sarcastic comment about adding extra details or an even more sarcastic and ridiculous comment about how 'all you see is two strange symbols' or some such; you intend to, rather than give me an answer as the name of the site would indicate that you should, decide instead to point me to some other ridiculous site for an answer. The only people who should give an answer to this question are people who know and intend to give an answer to the question.

ഷോക്കടിക്കുക

In particular here I want to know if the first characters are pronounced as a kind of 'saow' or as 'sow' or what. (I know that this means 'to get an electric shock', I don't need translation here, just transliteration).

I wish to know what the Malayalam word 'Maapu' means. The word may be mis-spelled but it should be easy to work out.

I suspect that the two phrases are insults and the one word is not but I would still like the translation of all of them. Spelling might not be perfect but it shouldn't be too hard to work out hopefully. The words/phrases are as follows:

Nee enthada nokkunathu?

Sookshichu kalikyanum

Nokiyaal

Yes, I know that it didn't have a formal capital but what was his favorite city: where was most state business done in his time etc.

Not sure if these are Tamil or Malayalam and I think that both are either insults or rude words but I would still like to know the meanings of them. The words/phrases are as follows:

Adipoliyayirunnu

Poda Korangi

I have absolutely no idea what the first word means but my own translation of the second one (this is poor, I know about 10 words) goes 'Get away man' then the name of a place in India. Please, someone who knows the languages could you tell me the meanings and what language they are in.

I want to know the English meanings of the following words:

Ennali

Class

Engani (this could be mis-spelled)

Swapnapa (this could be mis-spelled)

Kazhinjo