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Hi, not sure if this is where I should post but I really need help.

I have been constipated for the past few days, and now when I try to go it's too painful- as if it's too big.

It's excruciating pain and I just can't do it. It's happened twice before and it took everything I had to not pass out. I can't go through that again.

Is there some sort of suppository I could take to break it up? I've tried Vasolene but that did not help at all.

I really don't feel I need a laxative, because it's ready to pass and a stool softener wouldn't really help at this point either.

Help! I'm starting to cramp! I can't really afford to see a doctor right now.

Hi, not sure if this is where I should post but I really need help.

I have been constipated for the past few days, and now when I try to go it's too painful- as if it's too big.

It's excruciating pain and I just can't do it. It's happened twice before and it took everything I had to not pass out. I can't go through that again.

Is there some sort of suppository I could take to break it up? I've tried Vasolene but that did not help at all.

I really don't feel I need a laxative, because it's ready to pass and a stool softener wouldn't really help at this point either.

Help! I'm starting to cramp! I can't really afford to see a doctor right now.

This is serious, please don't be stupid in replies.

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P.S. this turkey needs not be dry at all.. I've never done this before.

I used to get this in the mail years ago.. are they even still in business? I've searched online to no avail. If there's no website, how would I get in touch with them for a catalog?

I know WHERE to check it, and where to add it (same place), but I keep getting told different stories on WHEN to check it.

When it's hot, cold, running, not running, etc.

Some cars you check running/hot, some you check cold. I don't know where my owner's manual is so I can't ask it!

That's not a question, I KNOW.

Here are the lyrics:

"i didn't mean to **** you baby, i didn't mean to **** you but you're pretty when you're mine. i didn't mean to hurt you baby, i didn't mean to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry. i didn't mean to love you baby, i didn't mean to love you but i'm pretty when i lie"

*and*

i just know one line for this one... it's ****** stole my pumas while i was gettin head."

A friend wrote me and was telling me about a song (don't know the name of the song), but he said it was by Roco de Fuca. Maybe Tuca? A wrong spelling? I have no idea and I've tried to search online for it with no results. Can anyone give me information? His handwriting sucks, but "Roco de Fuca" is what I was able to get out of it. I'm in the dark on this.

My fiance was booked on a burglary in a dwelling charge... something he didn't do, he has witnesses that were with him at the supposed time of the burglary. They are still going to charge him regardless, and they have him on a parole hold trying to revoke it. We need to know what his options are and how to move things along. This is in Louisiana.