Kevin J

Just got this email the other day..... and it worked for me.

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would

like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are: YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK.

Hope you enjoyed today's math lesson.

Microsoft reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store music in women's breast implants.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061020/lf_afp/afplif...

Just saw this article.

The best times I remember as a child were playing as a kid with others, and Tag was a huge part of those memories.

I understand their are some concerns that kids can get hurt, hell kids get hurt everyday, it's part of growing up!! Are there seriously parents out there who would sue their childs school if they were hurt there? Give me abreak! If your so concerned about your childs welfare, KEEP THEM AT HOME! Don't send them to school, home school them. That is the only way to make sure their safe.

Let kids play TAG! Let them run around and have fun with their friends. I find this banning of Tag, It, and whatever name people are or have called it before ludicrious. I mean, might as well ban walking for kids. Without walking they couldn't go anywhere, and therefore wouldn't get hurt.... right?

Kids getting hurt is a growing up process that shouldn't be taken away!

For me, this one sticks out in my mind...

Superman is flying by the superhero apartment complex when he notices Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude on the top floor. He fly's by taking a glance and smiles. The next day, Superman fly's by again and again, Wonder Woman is sunbathing in the nude. Superman comes to a quick decision, and with his speeding bullet speed he zooms down, screws Wonder Woman and zooms away before she knows what happens.

Back on the top floor, Wonder Woman says, "What was that?!"

The invisible man responds, "I don't know, but my asshole sure does hurt."

Just saw the news here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060811/ap_on_re_mi_ea...

Personally, and depending on the pyshics of the power, I would prefer Total Time control. Imagine the possibilties! Can wait till the last minute before any appointment, then freeze time and get to your appointment. Want to see the signing of the Declaration of Indepence? Perhaps the birth of Jesus? Even prehistoric man? Just shoot backwards and view it.

Of course, if freezing time would cause planes to crash to the ground I wouldn't choose it. :) My second choice would be Empathy. To be able to feel everyone's emotions around you.... that would be nice. Then you would know who is there meaning to hurt you or someone esle. Or who is lying to you.

What would you take?