New news from Microsoft! Have you heard this?

lmao...the best i've heard!!

giving a new sense to the silly-con(sillicon) valley!!

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

haha i have breasts and i didnt know boys stare! but still very funny.....is that true? the image of a boy sticking to a girls breasts for music is plain funny.........10/10 my friend! you have the funniest joke on yahoo answers you gave me a laugh in a long time!

That was so funny, I'm slack jawed. I can't even think of a witty retort. Kudos, I'm making a list of all the people I need to send that one to.

Consider it stolen.

LOL

lol, that would be such a weird invention ahh the twenty first century full of great jokes xXx

LMAO!! Hmm maybe we ladies ought to rephrase that complaint.

LOL. As Larry the cable guy would say, " that was funny, I don't care who you are".

hey thats a pretty good joke

HaHa. That's cute!

maybe they can get the computer chips added into some men's brains too ......................

(like my ex-husband ........ he didn't have anything else up there maybe music could be a good start .......................... maybe the echo would drive him crazy too)

Simply too Brillient and Intelligent One !!! Standing Ovations !!!!