J Booty

I had on a pair of pajama bottoms...not shorts, but long pants. I needed to print our boarding passes so I put my jacket on because I didn't feel like putting my bra on and it was cold. I was headed out the door and my boyfriend asked me to put on his jeans. I didn't want to because I already had on bottoms. I eventually put the pants on just to please him...and no he's not controlling or possessive.

I only had to go down to the lobby and walk into the business center. His gripe is that women who walk around like that give men the impression that they want to have sex.

My questions are: 1) would you get the impression a woman was easy and ready to have sex if you saw her walking to the business center in appropriate pajamas and

2) would you be upset that your girlfriend wanted to wear pajamas to print her boarding pass?

I've been trying to vote for the Making the Band group since last week and everytime I log onto www.makingtheband.mtv.com and choose the vote button, I'm always given a blank page. I have the option to choose from the side nav bar and that's it. I don't have an option to vote. Is it only for people on the East Coast? Please help!

Thanks,

J

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children, I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words

you'll say to me!"

And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

I have a Kensington USB mouse and I find that the darn pointer moves all by itself. The first time it happened my hand was on the mouse so I thought I was moved it, but it happened again when my hand wasn't touching the mouse.

Sometimes the pointer scrolls across the screen (horizontally), but recently it went in a diagnal direction.

Do I have a spyware on my computer or is this normal for USB mice?

Serious replies please.

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Cindy, goes 2 the pet store in search of an exotic pet...

She notices a box full of frogs w/ a sign that reads:

Snatch Eating Frogs Only $20 each! Money-Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

Cindy buys one and Ralph, the store owner instructs her to carefully follow the instructions.

Once home, she follows the instructions: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs & put the frog down "there".

To her surprise, nothing happens! Cindy is totally frustrated & quite upset. She calls the pet store and Ralph says he'll be right over. He had other complaints earlier.

Cindy welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything

according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there".

Ralph, looking very very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Can anyone in the Houston area tell me names of reputable establishments to get a bikini wax? I do not want to go to a beauty school and I'm just not sure where to go.

Thanks for your help,

J

I have a BBA in MIS. 2 years after I graduated I decided to get a certification in Web Development @ the local Community College (CC). I completed the FAFSA & indicated I already had a degree.

I was awarded financial aid. A year later I applied 4 work study. I mentioned the fact that I used to work in the Business Office at the university I graduated from. A financial aid counselor for the CC then told me that I wasn't eligible for work study because I already had a degree and I shouldn't have received financial aid. She then told me I had to pay back the money to the CC.

I didn't have money at the time. I withdrew from classes and I didn't pay them. Now 6 years later I receive a letter from an attorney b/c the CC referred my acct to them.

I need to know if I'm liable. I didn't lie on my application...the CC made a mistake that I wasn't aware of. Should I get a lawyer?

Someone, please help.

When I was in the 3rd grade we had a talent show. My friend Zelda sang a song I thought was Madonna, but it wasn't on Madonna's CD...maybe it was on a soundtrack? The lyrics I remember are: "get up. stand tall. put your back up against the wall. cause my love is dangerous. this is a bust." Oh, and if it's not Madonna does anyone know who sings this song?