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J Booty
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J Booty asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Another riddle; star if u like it - Joe & The Blind Date?

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Update:

Sorry guys. It's late here and I accidentally typed riddle instead of joke. It was an honest mistake.

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  • Alyx
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!!

    LMAO!!! lol that was so funny!!

    Have a star!!!

    I totally wasnt expecting the end of that joke!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Brilliant Humour

  • Shy
    1 decade ago

    I liked it... It reminds me of when my friends Rob and Rhonda got hitched... Too bad the officiant had a lisp when he was nervous and he announced the new couple as "Wobbert and Wanda." LOL

  • ::Scream Your Heart Out::
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha. It was alright but kinda predictable.

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  • Texas Tiger
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I waughed so hard I broke my funny bone.

  • jasemay71
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    If it's not a riddle... don't lable it as a riddle!

    Very funny though...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Poor girl didn't get laid!Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!

  • razmatttaz...
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hhohohohoho...nice one....but y did u post as riddle???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol!.. Poor Kim..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol funny! ooh i mean LOL lunny!!

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