"Call me Dave"

Hitler dragged the German economy from the brink of melt down by force of character and Racial pride following the hyper inflation of the 30s, Perhaps a black equivalent could galvanise Zimbabweans to attack the whites Mugabe blames for his troubles and drag it form disaster?

Any other lessons would be Suicide Bombers could learn from the Glasgow Airport fiasco.

John Smeaton, who was working as a baggage handler at Glasgow airport, was one of those who helped to wrestle the Bombers to the ground.

"I saw the guy get out of the car in flames, he went straight for the police," he said. "I said to myself 'No chance' and just went for it. I thought 'go and get this guy. It's your work, it's your duty to make sure stuff like this doesn't happen, it's your civic duty'."

Or has George Bush's hint, "we need states like England and California to lead the way on the environment" to go unheeded.

Why cant I get this joke out f my mind

"I lost a relative at Auchwitz" "Fell off the watch Tower"

Could John Prescott take over the mantle as loathed fat ***** from Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning, at the Pearly Gates, Oi Pete, he says, Wheres that lot off, to points queue of people leaving, Oh said St Peter, Tony Hancock said you had gone to Hell.

Is it offensive,is it a joke, answers on the back of a £20 note to.......

Now that he is no longer the previous Prime Minister and Tony Blair will get all the prime after dinner speech bookings.

Surely she will have to pay full retail for her designer gear and if she pays Stand by on airlines she will not automatically get an upgrade to Executive.

How will she bear the humiliation.

see answers to fully automatic question below. below.

I want to do some diy home improvements

Local council election day.

Is it an EU requirement or can I thief proof my car by reversing the steering, would using a LHD rack upside down in an RHD car achieve this

There always seems to be a Christmas disaster, and they always want money, which they send to the disaster zone to buy materils etc, well if it is a disaster the local Governmant should requisition all nescessary materials and rescources, leaving nothing for OxScam to buy. So they should scour secondhand JCB dealerships for diggers, and Landrovers, strip the local hire shops of tools and fly the lot in together with fuel and blokes to drive and maintain it, and re supply with fuel and materials as work progresses and when all is done bring it home or scrap it.

All they do at present is cream off large amounts for charity directors salaries and create inflation in disaster zones.

Anyone disagree?

2 litre petrol, Injection.

or is it just the Sun and News of the World

Is it a girl, is it a plain, is it a devlish plot by the KGB to destroy Yahoo users, I have indentified about 6 Juliallistical incarnations so far, has anyone made a study of this phenomenon?

I keep finding my name against comments where Julia has answered or asked the question before I can answer it, has Julia taken over, can anyone explain please,

As her questions are neither spiritual, religious or even questions, I do rather wonder if a completely new categorisation should be introduced.

Is a new category "Julia" the answer