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i work at a walmart and on my lucky day the orb of seeing has chosen me, which means i am now tasked with the manifestation of four skeleton coworkers, but i'm not really sure what to create.

i was thinking one will be helpful and a good listener, one will be wise and frail, one will be wrathful and irredeemable, and one might be a slacker. what are your thoughts?

​is it real?

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do i need to find him or is it okay if he stays?

i need it to summon hornets

i don't have a drivers license yet but i was wondering, if i wanted to take a joy ride if maybe i could just drive the car in my own home, like from my bedroom down the hallway to the living room or something.

basically what i'm asking is if the rules of the road are also the rules of my house. will the cops come in my home and arrest me for driving?

please, it;s important ,,

Anyone else?

okay yeah yeah we all know the moon has a glass side (this is why it is sometimes rendered as invisible after all), but i was wondering about the star or planet or whatever that is closest to the sun, Mercuri.

does it have a glass side as well or is it completely made of light?

i heard that the five minute rule doesnt exist and that germs can immediately get all over a piece of food once it touches the ground but that doesnt make sense because germs are really small and would have to go about 105 to move even an inch let alone get all the way to the food

hi yahoo answers i was just wondering a quick question i was thinking of investing in a grappling hook because i need to do something and i have tried a few methods already the first was hollowing out my bones to jump high enough (couldnt find out how) and the second was putting fireworks on my back (all it did was make my back extremely red) but now im going to use a grappling hook to hitch a ride from a ufo while it passes by my house (ufos never land anywhere and i would know because i chase them all the time) but yes i was just wondering if a grappling hook can grab onto a metal surface like what ufos are made of

i hear theres water there so i gotta go drink it all up

birds have hollow bones which allows them to fly and while i know simply having hollow bones will not give me flight capabilities of my own i do know it would make me more buoyant than before which means i will be able to jump higher and also i enjoy the flavor of chicken bone marrow so i guess im also sort of wondering if eating my own removed bone marrow counts as cannibalism because i do not want to be criminalized

i'm afraid to open my door because i dont want everything in my house to be sucked out through a vortex, it would be boring having nothing left in my house

i'm sure many of you know that each entrance door causes a bit of suction when someone opens them, so i was just wondering what happens if both are opened at the same time, causing two different suctions. would it simply not work, or would the house become torn apart by the conflicting forces? this is also probably why houses are usually built with one entrance door on the front and the other on the back...