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I came to work this morning and found out that the company is laying off people, due to lack of work...and I am one of the ones that got the bad news....I am struggling now just to make ends meet...I'm not giving up though, It just hurts...especially when my car isn't running........I just needed to get it off my chest...Thanks for listening!!! :)

There is 3 men working at a construction site....one man w/ red hair, one w/ black hair and one w/ blonde hair... Everyday they ate lunch together...the red head always had tomato sandwhiches, the guy w/ black hair always had corn beef and the blonde always had bologna. One day they were talking...the red headed guy said if I have to eat one more tomato sandwhich ,I'm gonna jump..the guy w/ black hair said if I have to eat one more corn beef sandwhich, I'm gonna jump to my death, the blonde haired guy said that if I have to eat one more bologna sandwhich I'm gonna jump to my death, too.

Well the next day at lunch all 3 guys had the same thing once again for lunch, so 1 by 1, they all jumped to their death.

Aday or so later at the funeral the wives were so upset. They didn't realize that the husbands were tired of the same thing everyday, the wives said if only I had known I wouldn't have fixed the same thing ..the blonde haired guys wife said don't look at me, he fixed his own lunch

that was the best candy bar ever....I know they make chocolate and caramel candy today but something was different about this one.....If anyone knows of them or where I can look for them let me know.....