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Joke: Not all blonde jokes pertain to women.....?
There is 3 men working at a construction site....one man w/ red hair, one w/ black hair and one w/ blonde hair... Everyday they ate lunch together...the red head always had tomato sandwhiches, the guy w/ black hair always had corn beef and the blonde always had bologna. One day they were talking...the red headed guy said if I have to eat one more tomato sandwhich ,I'm gonna jump..the guy w/ black hair said if I have to eat one more corn beef sandwhich, I'm gonna jump to my death, the blonde haired guy said that if I have to eat one more bologna sandwhich I'm gonna jump to my death, too.
Well the next day at lunch all 3 guys had the same thing once again for lunch, so 1 by 1, they all jumped to their death.
Aday or so later at the funeral the wives were so upset. They didn't realize that the husbands were tired of the same thing everyday, the wives said if only I had known I wouldn't have fixed the same thing ..the blonde haired guys wife said don't look at me, he fixed his own lunch
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24 Answers
- 1 decade ago
Another male dumb blond joke!
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!”
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. “Just last week, she went out and spent $17000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. I have to laugh when I think about it,” he chuckles. “Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn’t even have a penis.”
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Classic
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I liked it * 4 u
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- 1 decade ago
i love it!! itz bout time ppl realize that men are even dumber than women sometimes!!
