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Nigel Incubator Jones
I am mostly made out of meat. Some metal and other inorganic compounds. I like some stuff and dislike other stuff. I think that if i were president of my local pta, i would ask the parents to homeschool their kids, that way i could be left out of the loop. orange is a color. i like it. green is a color also... it's ok i guess. not my favorite, cuz that's orange's job. my favorite tv show is on. off is my second favorite. sometimes when i close my eyes, i can see stars. american idol lets people with immense talent sing horrid, homogenised corporate music that people like cuz it's "familiar." i think that, overall, the human race is not worth winning. if i ever saw you on the street, i would look at you and say, "hey... a car is coming, just so you know." what you do is your choice. i won't try to save you. that's jebus' job. not mine. ok... that's all you get. bye.
Did anyone go fishing yesterday? If so, what was biting?
What kind of bait?
9 AnswersFishing1 decade agoHow do I become an emancipated major?
I can't take this anymore. lol
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat difference does it make? I mean c'mon.?
You know what I'm sayin?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHave you ever been so sick, and so completely miserable, that if...?
your soul said, "Screw these lemons, I'm gonna bail!", you would say back to it: "Totally..."
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIs there any sound that you can think of that will make you jump up from a deep sleep faster than?
A cat about to barf?
I could be in coma, lol, and all of a sudden, Bam, I'm up and the cat's on the floor- all in one motion.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoSNL: TV Funhouse or Digital Shorts, which do you like better?
And why?
I love em both, but the TV Funhouse was the best.
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is the first thing that comes to mind when i say...?
Dick Cheney.
For me, it's Scary Monster.
How about you?
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHave you ever had a cat so mean and unpredictablethat it scared you?
my wife and i have had, all told, over 50 cats between us in our lives. this neutered tom named jack is a flippin schiz. he's on my lap right now purring like a kitten with a full tummy. but, in a few moments, something will startle him and he will go APE SH*T. i coer my face and let him back out. he always growls as he leaves. lmao.
What's your "worst/scariest/craziest cat story?"
5 AnswersCats1 decade agoIf you had your favorite pie in front of you and suddenly...?
It started talking, would you eat it anyway? An entire pie, not just a piece. And if you eat any of it, it will scream in agony and cry. So, you know, that sucks.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf Judgement Day were upon us, and God's lackeys lost all your files, and the only way to judge you was?
Your Yahoo Answers/Questions...???
Heaven, Hell, or, Other? Why?
26 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you were meeting someone out for "drinks" for te first time?
And you called them and told them you were going to be a bit late due to traffic... would you expect them to be drunk and disorderly when you showed up 30 minutes late? You know who wouldn't expect that? ME.LMAO. WTH???
What would you do?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHere's how I see it... When I ask a question here, I like to think of it as?
Casting my net into the ocean of plentitude. I let it sit for a bit and then I pull it in, desperately hoping for sustenance. Have you ever felt like all you're pulling in is carp and license plates? Cuz I sure have!!! Lol.
Gimme your worst, or most disappointing answer.
THANKS!!!
3 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoMy BiPolar Disorder is becoming more and more of a burden...?
Not just for me, obviously, but for my wife and family. I am medicated, and the meds work, to a point, but I am still in hell. Can anyone help me? Resources, ideas, experiences? Anything? I have no health insurance and I am running out of rational options.
THANKS!!!
3 AnswersMental Health1 decade agoWould you say that, as a whole, the human race is evolving or de-evolving?
Please answer Y or N and give a reason why you believe it.
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoFill in the blank: I would rather_______ than spend one more X-mas with my family?
If you are under the impression that i wanna hear how much certain of you love the special time with your perfect family, then, you know, that's cool too.
Thanks!!!
31 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHave you ever had a question deleted by YA and then see that question asked again?
by some sneaky little thief? I have! WTH???
35 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhen Apes and Monkeys finally take over the world...?
Don't scoff... you know it's inevitable. Will you sell out and wear a "I Love Primates" t-shirt? Or will yours say, " Unhand me You Damn Dirty Apes!"
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you were in extreme danger, and you needed the help of a super hero...?
Which superhero, if you heard they were coming to help you, would cause you to say (under your breath), "I'm Boned!"
19 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you could go back in time, which cartoon character would you kill?
Why and How?
I would kill Charlie Brown with a machete because he is SO DAMN LAME!!!
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIn the midwest, this time of year, any tips for lake fishing?
natural vs. lures; depths, etc... I gotta be honest here... I am new to fishing and I really am not very good. Please help me!
3 AnswersFishing1 decade ago