Savannah

My teacher asked me what word comes after "spore" in the dictionary. I got out my dictionary and said "sport" and he said, it will give me the right answer on an internet dictionary. Anyone who can give me the right answer willl b awarded 10 points!

My teacher asked a question, he gave me a tongue twister and asked me what it was...I said tongue twister. He said he wanted to know the Language Arts term for it...Does anyone know what a tongue twister is called in a different term? I will b choosing best answer!

Okay, here is my problem; I recently recieved a square ipod, you know, the things on da commercials? So, I decided i was going to download itunes, and limewire. Well, itunes delivered with little difficulty, but limewire has me extremely frustrated!

i went to download limewire and it seemed to deliver okay. However, i noticed the small icon didn't show up on my computer, you know, by the time? and there were two shortucts that i clicked on and it seemed to start to load, then nothing. I tried to redownload, but the computer says it is running. So i have tried to delete EVERYTHING limewire on the computer, sending everything to the recycle bin. However, once again, the computer said i couldn't delete some files because another user is using it, or i am using it or something like that. I have tried reading the support section, but it didn't help me at all, has anyone else experienced these problems and know how to help me out?

Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a

conversation.

First blonde says "How did you die?"

Second says "I froze to death".

First blonde says "Must have been awful."

Second blonde says "How did you die?"

First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was

being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed

to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to

the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic

and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a

heart attack and died."

Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd

both still be alive."

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-YmfpupAierBtNBGJDuG...

This is a link to it, it is the most recent entery that I want opinions on, please leave comments and what not. Opinions about the other poems are welcomed too

Three blondes are trying to figure out a way to cross a river. Then a fairy appears and offers them one wish each. The first one wishes to fly, but as she flys across an aligator jumps up and eats her. The second blonde wishes for a motor boat to go across the river, but as she gets in, she realizes there is no gas in the boat to go anywhere!

The third blonde thinks for a while, then makes her decision. She wishes to be a brunette and as her hair is changing colors she starts to walk. She waves goodbye to her blonde friends and crosses the bridge.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the MnM factory?

A: cause she kept throwing away the W

Yo mama is so fat that when a bus zipped by she yelled "TWINKY"

Yo Mama is sooo stupid that she steals free samples.

Yo Mama is so stupid she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone.

Yo Mama is so stupid that on her way to the airport, she saw a sign that read "Airport, LEFT" so she turned around and went home.

Bill Clinton was in his limo being driven out of town and into the country, by his driver. All the sudden, there is a big thump on the limo's front, and Bill realizes they hit somthing.

"We hit a big, sir." Says the driver.

"Go tell the owners of the pig what happened."

So the driver walks down to the owner's house, a quarter mile away. Hours later, he comes back holding a rose between his teeth, his clothes are torn, and he is carrying a few hundred dollar bills.

"My god! What happened?" asks Bill Clinton.

The driver replies out of breath, " I went up to the door and knocked and said, 'I'm Bill Clinton's driver and I killed the pig' and they pulled me inside and let me eat. Then the daughter was soo happy that she made love to me. And as I left, they paid me and told me to keep helping my country"

A blonde woman walks into the doctor's office wearing headphones. She asks for a check up, and the doctor asks her to take the headphones off. She refuses and storms off.

The next day, the same blonde woman walks in asking for a check up, and the doctor has the same response.

The day after, she comes in and the doctor reconizes her and rips off the headphones. She sits on the chair looking alarmed.

"I'm just going to go get my kit so we can do the check up and then you can put on those headphones again!"

He comes back two minutes later and the blonde is dead. He is curious as to the cause, and tries on the head phones and hears the following:

"breath in....breath out....breathe in...breathe out..."

There was a magical mirror, and this magical mirror could only be told the truth or you would dissapear in a POOF!

A brunette walks in and says, "I'm sooo hot!" POOF! She dissapeared.

A Red Head walks in and says, "like, I am sooo smart" POOF! She dissapeared.

A blonde walks in and says "I think.." POOF!

Go to my blog and look at all my poems. I have written them not too long ago. I really want to know what people think of them. Please don't take any of the material, I worked really hard on it. Here is the link:http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-YmfpupAierBtNBGJDuG...

Three men are golfing together, boasting about their son's success. One man says,"my son is soo succesful, he was able to by his friend a boat."

The other says"my son was so succesful that he bought his friend a house"

The third looks ashamed and says,"I am dissapointed, my son is gay."

The other men laughed at their friend.

But then the gay kids father says,"he must be succesful though he has gotten a house and a boat from his past two boyfriends!"

I was going to post my poems in this question box, but they are simply too long. I just wrote them within the last few days. Please check out my blog and tell me what you think of them. Thanks! There are a total of five poems, two which have been written this morning.

Feel the wind,

Feel the rain.

Feel the sin,

All in vain.

Hear the thunder,

Lightning strikes.

Makes you wonder,

is it worth the fight?

The storm is raging,

Yet I am smiling.

My joy is aging,

my anger is piling.

The storm is my comfort,

lets my emotions out.

Especially the worst,

I'm no longer in doubt.

But when all calms,

I lose myself yet again.

I am in His palms,

I am in His den.

Though the rain has ceased,

The smell of rain lingers.

I find myself quite pleased,

Touching the storms fingers.

somebody wants you

somebody needs you

somebody dreams about you everynight

somebody cares about you

without you it's lonely

somebody hopes that someday you'll see

somebody's me

I love that song but I can't figure out what the name is or who wrote it. I look it up and i can't find it! help

lyrics:

1 your like a dream come true

2 I want to be with you

3 its so plain to see, your the only one for me and

4 repeat steps 1 through 3

5 make you fall in love with me

I have always been very spectical about this. I asked my friends a question,"why do People kill People to show them that killing People is wrong?" I was given an answer that left me thinking,"That is what the People think is justice". We assume that justice is justice by punishment, do we not? The delaration of independance was an opinion of four people who never got their justice until they wrote it. I think that a lot of the laws put in place and voted on are all voted on and won by the majority vote, but a majority vote includes criminals before they are criminals, or criminals that haven't been caught yet. Have you ever heard the saying, "Just cause your friend jumped off a cliff doesn't mean your going to!". Well, just because "majority" says it is right and we should all obey this law doesn't mean it is correct, it just means that we are all being forced to jump off a bridge with everyone else. This is kind of confusing, but I am just curious as to who agrees with me.

I personally think that just because we are all different races and what not doesn't give America the right to reject people who just want to have a better life! I mean, I know I only get one chance at life and If I am told that I have to wait six years to recieve a better life, then I would totally try to cross the border and try to support my family back in mexico. My Dad thinks that this is totally unreasonable, that America would be unsafe if we just let everyone come in. I think it is only fair. HELP!

Can't touch this who sings it?

Here are some of the lyrics:

Baby, I will wait for you! 'cause I dont know what else I can do! Dont tell me I ran out of time, cause if it takes there rest of my life! Baby I will wait for you