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does anyone know the title of the music played on the hyundai advert?

why am i so hot all the time? i've had blood tests that have all come back normal, blood pressure ok, yet i'm always hot. Even if its white with frost outside i still need my bedroom window wide open and sleep on top of the bed with no covers on. During the day i have to keep going outside to cool off yet my husband is snuggled under a cover on the sofa with central heating on. He says i'm like a walking radiator and when he's cold snuggles up to me to keep warm which makes me even hotter. What's wrong with me, i've been told by the doctor that i'm not menopausal. Can anyone help?

could anyone tell me why my rabbit keeps weeing on me?

every day when i let him out he runs down the garden, then comes and runs in circles round my legs. After a while he does a little jump and wees on me at the same time. Why does he do this?

Has anyone tried those knitted mini shreddies advertised on tv, if so what do they taste like? do you need to add sugar?

i have just bought a baby male guinea pig, he is quite fluffy and jet black. Can anyone suggest an unusual name for him please? my 3 female guineas are eccles, esme and enya.

my friend is building an aviary and is looking to buy some young budgies. Does anyone know of any breeders around nottingham or derby areas of uk. We've looked in local papers but dont seem to be able to find any.

we took our grandaughters to the coast today using our sat nav for directions. Every so often it would say, after so many yards bear left or after so many yards bear right. We travelled many miles but could not find any bears. why do they tell you this if it's not true?

our son and his 3 daughters are coming to stay with us for a while until our son can find alternative accomodation. Anyone got any ideas how to keep the girls occupied for the next few weeks rain or shine without it costing a fortune? They are 4, 6, & 8 yrs old.

which year was the seven inch vinyl 45rpm single introduced?

why is it that 2 more Mitchell sisters w'eve never heard of are about to join the soap? How big is their family and why don't they ever mention them?

why do people pay to have false teeth, then never wear them?

My husband don't wear his and neither does my friends husband. Will their cheeks sink eventually so they look like popeye? They could have given us the money to buy new clothes instead of leaving their teeth in the bathroom ready to bite anyone who dare get near them.

A couple are doing yard work when the wife decides to go for a shower. Her husband is looking for the rake and cant find it. He yells up to his wife but she motions to him from the window like she cant hear him. He points to his eye, hits his knee and then makes raking motions (I need the rake). She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbingh her left breast, slaps her ***, then rubs her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.

What was that?

she replied---- eye left tit behind the bush!

a man travelling by plane in urgent need of mens room is nervously tapping his foot on floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. stewardess aware of his predicument suggests he uses ladies instead, but cautions him against using any of the buttons inside marked WW,WA,PP & ATR. Making the mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says he tries them anyway. He pressed the button marked WW and immediately warm water sprayed his bum. He thought wow women really have it made. He pressed the button WA and a gentle breeze dried his hind quarters. He pressed PP and a powder puff applied soft talc to his rear. He couldnt resist the button marked ATR. When he woke up in hospital he buzzed for the nurse. He cried "what happened to me" the last thing i remember i was in the ladies room on a buisiness trip, the nurse replied, you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.

2 types of memory--Alzheimer & Dementia

2 examples of hadrware--yardbrush & dustpan

2 types of software--dishcloth & duster

Floppy disc--less satisfactory to a hard one

Megabyte--taking a big chunk

Bios--bum itchy outside and sore

Processor--processes food

USB--unusual sized bum

Anything plugged into No 14 is known as plug & play, what does this mean?--using a neighbours electricity

Backup--someone getting you annoyed

Download--having a poo

Upload--suppository

2 versions of Microsoft operating systems--hysterectomy & vasectomy

2 programmes on pc--eastenders & coronation street

ISP--sexually transmitted disease

Only part of our garden is secure enough for bunny to run and play at moment as we've not long moved in. As we are working on the garden at the minute, we put a gate up, so he is secure and safe at all times. If we go beyond the gate we allow him through as we can keep an eye on him, but if we dont let him through gate on his own he chews it. why does he do this and how can we stop him? He's quite a good bunny and learns really quick. We've already solved problem of him chewing all the plants.