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i mean.. does he have a giant johnson down below the seas? i remeber watching popeye the sailor, and he always seemed like he wanted to reach out and make love to me.. so strong and hairy, and I always wondered if we got serious.. what would sex be like? 

why he doe such a thing? he lost all respect from my black-***!

I was driving down the interstate and I saw a silhouette in my rear-view and I saw a fat yellow man chasing me in my automotive. at first I thought he was chinese but then I learn he not so I ask him why the eff he do what he do? he say he want pizza but I have no pizza. why does he want the pizza? I tell him no and eff off and he pull out a weapon of mass destruction and I stare and say "what gives?"

y do they lie? 

Here's another: Niger Niger Niger Niger Niger Niger Niger, I'm a citizen of Niger.

Here's some other one I like: Pull up to his pad, wipe my bum with a flag

I'm just kidding honey this the land of the free, where you can get a clock and a gram cracker for the cheap

Finally, my all time fav! Got a peepee as big a banana, I got an AK-clip peepee, you better watch out Hannah Montana.