*The Almighty Ramen*

Okay, this got deleted last time. I seriously need to know how to get my son to stop pooping in the shower. He's 7, and he's been doing it for a little over a year now. It clogs the drain, and streaks the floor of the shower. I've continuously told him to stop, and I got fed up about a week ago when his friend spent the night and my son told him it was okay to poop in the shower. That kid got poop everywhere and even trailed it out onto the bathroom floor and rugs.

How do I stop this?

It's a boy name. I'm thinking about naming my son Manerd; I like it because it's different.

Also, could you leave some suggestions for more names, or possibly a middle name?

Just wondering.

So, I'm in high school band, and I'm hosting a party at my house for my section, the trombones. My parents are making me keep it outside, so I need suggestions on fun stuff to do. Keep in mind that we're band kids, and it's probably gonna be dark because it's from 8-midnight. I need suggestions besides sport/outdoor games. I have a huge backyard, and there's a highway about 30-50 feet from the back fence. We'll be having pizza and cake. Pranks, fun/ funny stuff, etc...IF YOU LIKE PARTIES GIVE ME A SUGGESTION. I want this to be awesome.

Thanks! :)

Yes, I was just wondering what happened to Gandalf. I remember watching the first few Harry Potter movies, and then I just recently watched the last three, and Gandalf wasn't there! Did Voldemort kill him or something? I really want to know what happened to Gandalf.

Okay, so last week, I checked the time on my iPod Touch at about 3:30. I got home at about 4:15, took my iPod out of my pocket, came back a few hours later, and it wouldn't turn on...at all! It wouldn't even come up with the symbol that says to plug it into my computer to charge it (and it had been half charged all day). After keeping it plugged into my computer all day, I checked it, and it worked again!

Then today, the exact same thing happened, except I checked my iPod at 8:00 in the morning, and it wouldn't turn on an hour later, and it was almost fully charged! I currently have it plugged into my computer, and it won't turn on AT ALL!

Also, both times this happened, it was after my iPod was kept in my room, which is colder than other areas of the house, but not extremely cold.

Does anyone know what could be wrong with my iPod? It's a 2ndG iPod Touch that I got in December 2008, and have never had any problems with it besides this. Please, anything would be helpful, because I have no idea what's going on with it, and it's starting to get on my nerves!

Yes, my friend and I make videos for fun, and they're comedy videos (something like SNL Digital Shorts) and I currently don't have any ideas. Do you guys have any suggestions...like REALLY funny ones?

Thanks!! :D

Yes, well I have a friend, and he really likes Oreos. I suggested to him that he should join the DSRL, and he likes the idea. So, how exactly do you join?

Any suggestions on what I should do? I don't want to get a new phone, any advice on how I could possibly save it? It's...uh...yeah.

A weird naked Indian appeared, walked you through a very dry, hot desert, and took you to rock legend Jim Morrison, then Jim Morrison told you what you should do with your life?

Jim Morrison thinks so...

My dogs got ahold of a baby rabbit, and ripped part of its body off, and its internal organs are alost exposed, but not quite. It was bleeding, but not profusely, so we're not worried about blood loss. We picked it up and put it in a rabbit cage by itself, with some food and water. I know that we will not be able to release it back, since we have touched it, but what should I do to help it survive, or at least prolong its life? Should I leave the wound, or do something to it? I really need help! If the rabbit survives, we are going to keep it, since it cannot be released back.

Thank you for any help! :)

There seems to be an app for everything. What is there not an app for?

NO STAIRWAY...DENIED!!!

Shouldn't he be on the dark side of the moon?

My clarinet was looking a little dirty, so I put it in a bubble bath, then poured shampoo down the barrel and through the keys. I went to practice, and no sound will come out! What should I do?

Someone put my 20-pound tuba on a pulley behind a door inthe band hall, so whenever i open the door, the pulley pulls my tuba up and i can't reach it, but when i close the door, the tuba comes down, but I can't get it because the door is closed. If I try to go outside to get it when I close the door, I will be locked out, because the door is locked on the outside. I NEED SUGGESTIONS! MY TUBA LESSON STARTS IN 20 MINUTES!!!

Where do they put the toe tag?

And why would you want to be that person?

Put the name of the person and the show/movie they're from.

Thanks! :D

Personally, I like pancakes. They're fluffier.