bible_thumping_killer

It seems like it would have been a lot of work even for jesus because we keep digging up more and more bones.

Here's a photo of an actual burying that proves it was jesus.

http://img20.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jesusrr0.j...

I was looking in the mirror the other day and noticed I am really getting wrinkled. Will botox work for this?

Or should we dip him in meat broth and let 100s of starving rabid pit bulls see if he's really as fast and evasive as they say.

In America we have 200 different breakfast cereals and only 2 political parties. In Europe they have dozens of political parties and only 2 breakfast cereals; mueslix with nuts and mueslix without nuts. WTF is wrong with America?

With all of the republicans caught giving head in Florida bathrooms, buggering congressional pages, gay prostitutes in the White House and numerous others (republicans and republican churh leaders), I find it hard to believe that someone hasn't outed Bill Kristol. Yet.

He knows these miners are dead. He knows it's his greedy method of mining and he knows he's at fault.

Both of them are filled with fantasy and fable but which one is a better read?

Mark Twain wrote about the bible; "It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies."

I haven't read any Harry Potter but I am guessing it's better.

No matter how many times Bob Murray repeats the word "seismic" it is clear that his greedy mining practices are the cause of these trapped or dead miners in Utah.

Not a single credible seismologist has agreed with Bob's speculation that the original event and/or any subsequent events were caused by geological movements other than those caused by the actual mining itself.

If you set off a nuclear bomb underground you'll get a seismic result but that doesn't mean it's a seismic activity.

Is anyone in America actually fooled by this fat greedy bastard?

These Yahoo questions are mainly completely idiotic. I can't believe these people get drivers licenses, graduate high school and then go on to breed more idiots. I truly get scared reading how stupid some of these questions are.

I honestly laughed outloud in the theater. I wish we could do the same to all Christians. It would be a proper punishment for their stupidity.

I do!

In the bible it says that Jesus cured a man from blindness but it seems like if Jesus really loved us that he would have prevented all blindness.