kim B

George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

_Sonia is thinking:_

These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.

Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_

Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got

slapped.

_Bush is thinking:_

Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

_The Chinese President is thinking:_

If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing

sound and slap Bush again....

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar.

Spielberg slapped the Chinese..

CHINESE: Why?

SPIELBERG: Cause you bomb Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

CHINESE: but I'm Chinese, not Japanese!

SPIELBERG: You fool! Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese you're all the same!

The Chinese punched Spielberg..

SPIELBERG: Why?

CHINESE: That's for sinking the Titanic.

SPIELBERG: But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid! CHINESE: iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg you're all the same!