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kim B
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kim B asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How do you find this joke?

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar.

Spielberg slapped the Chinese..

CHINESE: Why?

SPIELBERG: Cause you bomb Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

CHINESE: but I'm Chinese, not Japanese!

SPIELBERG: You fool! Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese you're all the same!

The Chinese punched Spielberg..

SPIELBERG: Why?

CHINESE: That's for sinking the Titanic.

SPIELBERG: But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid! CHINESE: iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg you're all the same!

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  • matt B
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    its very funny..

  • Colder
    1 decade ago

    Lame

  • burning brightly
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Its the type of joke you would have to look sideways to get the point.

    hahaha~~~~~

  • momatendofrope
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lmao - good 1

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  • legallyblond2day
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha, I liked it!

  • shin c
    1 decade ago

    wahahahahaha

    did u made it?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol!

  • mr. fancy pants
    1 decade ago

    lol

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