Big C

and replied back with an appeal and like me, two weeks and still waiting.

I am hispanic and while on a 3 man patrol with my black buddy and my white sergeant, we had gotten ambushed by a VC platoon and captured. It was early in the Vietnam war and prisoners of war were not a big item. Anyway, the VC commander said , if we could show him 15 inches of pecker between us he would let us go. Well my black buddy pulled his pecker out for 9 inches, then my white sergeant pulled his out for 5 inches and I pulled mine out for 1 inch. True to his word, the VC commander released us. As we were heading back to our lines, my black buddy said, "You're lucky us brothers have long peckers." Then my white Sergeant, said, "Well, my 5 inches counted too." Then I told both of them. "You're both lucky I had a hard on."

In Ancient Japan, the Emporer had a contest to determine who was the greatest samurai swordsmen. After countless contests, three samurai were bought up before the Emporer in his courtyard. For the first swordsman, the judge opens a box with a fly and releases it. In a lightning swipe, the first samurai, cuts the fly in half. Then the judge, opened a box with a fly for the second samurai. In two lightning strokes, the second samurai has cut the fly in half and quartered it. Then the judge, preceded to open a box with a fly for the third samurai. In one lightning blur the third samurai swiped his sword at the fly, but the fly was still alive and flying around. The other two samurai smiled, thinking the third samurai had missed. But the third samurai turned and bowed to the emperor and said, "That fly will never live to reproduce again."