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Vietnam, 30 years ago, Joke?

I am hispanic and while on a 3 man patrol with my black buddy and my white sergeant, we had gotten ambushed by a VC platoon and captured. It was early in the Vietnam war and prisoners of war were not a big item. Anyway, the VC commander said , if we could show him 15 inches of pecker between us he would let us go. Well my black buddy pulled his pecker out for 9 inches, then my white sergeant pulled his out for 5 inches and I pulled mine out for 1 inch. True to his word, the VC commander released us. As we were heading back to our lines, my black buddy said, "You're lucky us brothers have long peckers." Then my white Sergeant, said, "Well, my 5 inches counted too." Then I told both of them. "You're both lucky I had a hard on."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ha ha ha!!!

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL.

    Have a great day!

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