Valency

I would like to join the save mongolian asses movement. These wild asses are facing certain extinction. Anyone have info?

Ok, I need a little help. This song has been stuck in my head, but I cant seem to quite remember which one it is! My only clues are, it has lyrics that go something like 'now I can hold again' at the chorus, its by a female musician, inspirational composition and in the music video I think she's swinging on a swing in the desert. Ok, my memory is a bit hazy, but any help would be awesome!! Thanks!!

I like many other Alpha intellectuals feel that the word 'sex' is over-used and over-rated. So, my quest is to find a word or words never used before to describe this animal. I vote for 'pelvic violence' or my personal favourite, 'genital tennis'.... So, go on then, what's your original description?

This is for a business plan, so I need the help of you well cultured culinary geniuses! :)

Simply put, how many people a day would I expect to serve if i operate a mid-range cafe in a prime location in perhaps, New York, Las Vegas, Los Angeles or Mumbai (yes its in India).. I'll appreciate any help I can get.. Thanks in advance!

We've broken up twice.. for less than 24hrs. It would seem that any thought of us separating makes us realise just how strongly we feel about each other. Its erie, like a dysfunctional sitcom, really.

Don't get me wrong, I love my girlfriend, but she's fond of inflating trivial matters; or maybe I'm just your typical unsentimental male, you be the judge. Case in point: She wants to desist from coming to my apartment because I make her feel 'unwanted'. Sounds strange eh? I thought so too. Apparently, the fact that Im not your usual disorderly male makes her feel 'uncomfortable'. That fact that I want to shower alone sometimes makes her feel 'unwanted'. The fact that I choose to be quiet and spend some alone time sometimes makes her feel 'irrelevant'. I maybe wrong, but I don't think its healthy for a couple to disagree this much.

So we had a disagreement today, just 2 days after another one; its like a timetable now. Is it just plain incompatibility or im I going mad? I've put in so much patience and empathism in this relationship, I think Im running out of juice. Im always apologising so much, I think I have a phd in that. I apologise even when im not in the wrong. Im really stressed with Uni as this is my last year, and this whole debacle is just exacerbating things. Any thoughts? I need your help, I love this girl, but this is getting out of hand..

Whats a good word for 'Line of thought' or 'Way of doing something'?

She is the most likeable, loveable woman ever, but she's also responsible for the most asinine, juvenile 'emotional chess' games you can think of. We're still early in our relationship, but I would expect us to be above trivial, childish things. Forgive me for my tone, but im still angry at her.

So she messages me and asks me all these weird questions. As she probably deciphered, I was clueless. Then she goes on about how she heard stuff about me, and never wants to speak to me again. I ask her if she would at least tell me what I had done. She refused to do so. We 'broke up'.

So there I am, trying to figure out which son of a ***** ruined my relationship. I receive a call from her and she asks me to delete her pictures. Im startled. She calls me 30 seconds later trying to make amends and make the whole issue seem like a little JOKE. WTF!!! She tells me that its a bad habit and she''ll stop, but im fuming. I tell her Ill speak to her later, my head is in a fix.

I want her to realise that such mind games are NOT FUNNY. I need an idea. How can I make her see her fault? I still love her, so lets not be too sadistic..thanks guys.

Ok, so my girlfriend's mad that I haven't spoken to her in a few days and when she called me recently, I was in a business meeting (she was feeling sick). Any ideas on how to make it up to her? P.S- I was away for a few weeks and i head back home in 2 days time....please guys, its either you help me out or i sleep in my car ;(

I was wondering if there are others out there like me who feel that the American political system is a somewhat a practical fallacy. When you see the whole situation at a pragmatic level, in one corner we have the so-called 'hippie, socialist democrats' and in the other we have the ' redneck, gun-totting republicans' (forgive me for my language). These are of course the biggest parties in the US political system, but why isn't there a major party that is 'the best of both worlds?'. If this were the case, I don't think America would have the kind of somewhat brutal party based division that it experiences. Isn't it insane to think that most Americans are either ying or yang and nothing else?

I do understand that the fact that these parties are almost polar opposites helps keep them both in check, but where's the room for people like us who embrace aspects of both doctrines? Is there anyone who has similar thoughts? Any answers are welcome.

So you've been dancing with this guy pretty much all night long. You're at a trendy spot full of beautiful people (ok...there are exceptions :)) You've gotten very cosy with this dude, you're smiling and you're blushing, oh the chemistry! But....oh no! The club is about to close in 40 minutes. You're staring into this guy's eyes when he whispers in your ears : "I know we've just met, but I wouldn't mind taking you home tonight, babe". Would you:

a) Slap him silly and call him a pervert...or

b) Mutually oblige and go on an adventure to pleasure Island...

If so, do you ladies like guys to be honest with you or would you rather they shut up? Would you like a guy to tell you he wants to take you home? Im mainly asking because I had a similar situation over the weekend (No, I didn't get slapped, I just didn't know what to say to this HOT goddess..)

My assignment needs reliable sources...

Ladies and gentlemen, in no way I'm i trying to be cheeky with this question, but just hear me out. I like this certain girl and we've become pretty close but not enough to date, but there is just one big problem. 3 other girls are 'fighting' for my attention.For example, I would be speaking to this girl i like, and one of the other girls would just barge into the conversation with absolutely no subject matter relating to our conversation! It got so bad, last week i was speaking to 3 different girls who didnt know each other, at the same time! I had to introduce them to each other (I know them all from uni). The fourth girl (and last) is even pissed off with me coz i was talking to girl number 3, about our course! Let me point out here that in no way have i told any of them i like them, or flirted with them, they always come to me with 'QUESTIONS' (except for the girl i like). Ive asked my friends for advice, but they just laugh at me for being in this situation. My question is, how can i tell these girls we should keep it strictly friendly without hurting anyone's feelings? I am dead sure these other girls like me..its too blatant to ignore! I know it sounds like im being cheeky, but this is REAL...Help!!!

I recently failed a windows xp validation test and my laptop is giving me a headache with pop-ups and all. So i would like to reinstall my windows xp pro, but i wanted to find out if i lose any applications and data if i do so...please help..

How risky is keeping my penis in my girlfriend 30 seconds after having condom sex then finding the condom on my bed afterwards?

Im 6'2 and weigh about 90kg. I work out at the gym and im well built, i have ripped-hard abs and a well formed chest. My triceps are killer. Im i overweight or is it all muscle?