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Roy Orbison, Cyndi Lauper or Celine Dion?

I mean, obviously his fans are mentally unstable. First there was the stampede of fans that injured the 8 girls over in Austraila. Then his mom gets run down by some fanatics in New Zealand because they don't have the self restraint that God gave a rock. Now they're sending death threats to Kim Kardashian over an innocent little joke between the two of them. As if she'd really want to go to jail over dating a little boy that looks and sings like a girl. Sooooo, how long do y'all think it's gonna be until they finally snap and kill someone?

Bonus question: How many death threats do you think I'll get for this question?

I haven't actually seen Twilight, but the commercials are on all the time. In the movie the girl tells the guy that his skin is so cold and it got us to thinking. When we fart it's warm because it's been trapped in our warm body and all. When a vampire farts, do you think it would be cold? Their body is cold, but the fart is trapped deep in them, would it still get warm? Sorry, my husband keeps asking me to ask this question.

Okay, so last time I asked this someone suggested putting lemon juice on the hair of my daughters My Little Pony's in order to keep the cats from licking them. It didn't work, the cats liked the lemon juice. Does anyone have any other suggestions?

I have two cats and they will not stop licking my daughters My Little Pony's hair, her fuzzy bedroom slippers and her Barbies hair. I'm at my ropes end with this and I don't know how to make them stop. Any suggestions?

Good clean family fun or a child molesters anthem? Which do you think. Here are the lyrics:

Hey little girl is your daddy home

Did he go away and leave you all alone

I got a bad desire

I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you

Can do to you the things that I do

I can take you higher

I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like, someone took a knife

Baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch

Valley through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets

Soaking wet and a freight train running

Through the middle of my head

Only you can cool my desire

I'm on fire

What do you think about this song?

I'm not here to lecture you on the dangers of smoking or how inconsiderate it is to smoke in public, so don't jump the gun.

I was just wondering what made you decide to smoke? Like what was the fascination with it? I just couldn't imagine inhaling the toxins into my lungs. I just really want to know, why?

We are having only 4 children there and about 20 adults and the kids get pizza automatically and we'll have to pay for food for the adults. My husband and mother in law think that we should ask everyone to chip in for the pizza for the adults. Do you think that it would be rude to ask for them to chip in? Would that make me a bad hostess?

Mine's Modern Love. I like it because it's so upbeat. It's just a great song.

They all act the same. They talk all that trash about how they are 110% that so and so is the baby's daddy, knowing that they slept around and then they fall all over the floor when it's announced that they guy isn't the father.

I guess my question is, why would you embarrass yourself on tv like that? Why wouldn't you worry about your child seeing that tape one day?

I hadn't opened it until just a couple of minutes ago but it tastes like vinegar. It's been there for about a month. I'm not a big wine person, except for Arbor Mist, lol. My friends gave it to me for a housewarming gift. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

I can barely understand a good majority of them. Is this a reflection on our nations schools?