petemctaz

People misunderstand my lack of emotion as not caring, but this is not the case, it's just me!!

things happened that I could'nt deal with and I did the worse possible thing and just ignored the situation...what should I do????

then a couple of years down the line you found out that they had a dark past and had actually been to prison would you still be friends or would you change your opinion of them?

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Your Dad has one and your Mum uses it.

Nuns don't need one.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a very big one.

Michael J Fox has a little one.

What is the answer?

When reading the obituary column in the newspaper do you raise a grin when you see the persons name then died suddenly aged 96 or something like that......to me that is not sudden at all!!!!!

Just nicked a joint of beef from the asda. The security man ran after me shouting "hey, what you doing with that"? So I shouted back "mash, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey b4stard"!!!!!!!

Be proud to be british- We know where every untaxed car is located amongst the millions of car owners in the uk.....BUT we havent got a clue where all the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located!!!! Maybe Gordon Brown should put the DVLA in charge of immigration!!!!!

again no matter what......then do it again......!!!!!!! How do they just do it and not feel bad!!!!!!!

Newsflash....Paul Gascoigne has been discovered at the Hilton Hotel in Gateshead having sex with one of the tellytubbies....thats right...he is fecking La La!!!!!

Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act and been sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery!!! "We are glad to have him back" say Kevin Keegan!!!!!!!