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Stop thief!!!!!!!?

Just nicked a joint of beef from the asda. The security man ran after me shouting "hey, what you doing with that"? So I shouted back "mash, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey b4stard"!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha i love that its so crap x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Our first stop is in Bogota To check Columbian fields The natives smile and pass along A sample of their yield Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams Golden Acapulco nights Then Morocco, and the East, Fly by morning light

    We're on the train to Bangkok Aboard the Thailand Express

    We'll hit the stops along the way We only stop for the best

    Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon We burn the midnight oil The fragrance of Afghanistan Rewards a long day's toil Pulling into Katmandu Smoke rings fill the air Perfumed by a Nepal night The Express gets you there

  • itsa o
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I did and got caught

    they charged me with a few joint offences too

  • 1 decade ago

    Short, sharp and very sweet. Lots of smiles. Keep them coming.

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  • Pat D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    CHEESEY OR WOT MR RIP VAN WINK

  • 1 decade ago

    no comment,i do not want to make u feel bad.

  • 1 decade ago

    mmmm iv heard better

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That joke is really bad.

  • yjnt
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I hope , for your sake , that he , at least , laughed at that ...!

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