Pat D

would like to empty my memory stick ............do not want the imformation .......just to empty it ..put this question on on sun only got one silly answer ............please advice

iplease advice me on this subject.................thank you in advance

get on to facebook .........then scrabble the page appears but it will not open..........it works on my lap top but not on my pc......please adcice

my you tube pauses now and then have checked that i have the latest flash would like to know if ther is any other way to get it to play ok thank you

when i start pc a panel appears saying sighn to live messenger how do i get rid of it for good

flying on easyjet please advice on the max size and weight of hand luggage

thank you

it only works for a minute then freezes up any sugestions thank you

miss it can I get it for free please advice

how would you recomend I should clean it to get stains off thank you in advance

Keep getting spam from a Candian drug company ..it has a different ladies name on every time that is how it gets through filters ...theese are for viagra type pills any advice how to send them false orders or to f???k them up in any way

wondering I can use other brands of paint in the holder provided in the pod

just paid my 11.99 for mail plus on yahoo..it is useless ..used to get one or 2 spams a day 7 this morning .only been on it a week ..have tried to complain to yahoo but can not find any way of doing so ......can anyone advice me

I am over 60 on a small company pension ..I am going to apply for pension credit I have checked it out I am entitled to it .........my daughter lives in France I do spend a little time with her ........does any one know what is the max ammount of time I can spend with her before it affects my claim

has any one any advice on a 3min funny prayer to say at the graveside in good tastr

I wish to start again I have another ipod.........want to clear it all off my computor tried ctrl---x--a......but it did not work

any one got any ideas for a short but funny graveside prayer in good taste

ha ha

A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

- "Did you dance much?"

- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to your father he is the one I lent my costume to.

met this lady on the internet she has stayed with me a number of times we get on very well and we quite like each other .......the only problem she is a heavy smoker and it is something I dont like.in actual fact it is making me lose interest in her .......I live in Spain 20 mins from the Costa del Sol ...would you stop smoking maybe for a lifetime change ...she is unhappy with her life in England and she loves Spain