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I am a vicar in a mystery and murder night?
has any one any advice on a 3min funny prayer to say at the graveside in good tastr
3 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
See if you can find a copy of the script for See How They Run, which is about funny vicars.
- kelby_lakeLv 61 decade ago
Dear Lord,
The deceased was ...relatively beloved. Well, someone must've liked him, hey? (laughs awkwardly) He's given a lot to the community- in fact he's populated half our town. That's quite an achievement.
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky...no, that's not how it goes is it?
Ah well...lob him in,boys.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Dear Lord it wasn't me,honest,it was the butler
that done it.Sob the rest of the time.
