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Who wants (£5MILLION+) $520000.00?

• Someone wants to give me $520000.00

• This is what the SAY and ASK

• .

• I am Captain Walker Lee Wright presently in Iraq with the US Army. I need your assistance to evacuate $5,200,000.00 to you, as long as i am assured that this funds will be safe in your care till i complete my service here in Iraq. It is not a stolen money and there are no risk involved.Please Get Back to me for details on: wwalkerlee@yahoo.com

• This is his email address if you want to see if he has any more spare cash Walker Lee Wright info@yahoo.com

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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE IT

As I am now down to my last few hundred million

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PS I have put this in TWICE once in another section once here

so if you answer both questions in each section you MAY get TWICE AS MUCH

Thats

TEN MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

• Someone wants to give me $520000.00

• This is what the SAY and ASK

• .

• I am Captain Walker Lee Wright presently in Iraq with the US Army. I need your assistance to evacuate $5,200,000.00 to you, as long as i am assured that this funds will be safe in your care till i complete my service here in Iraq. It is not a stolen money and there are no risk involved.Please Get Back to me for details on: wwalkerlee@yahoo.com

• This is his email address if you want to see if he has any more spare cash Walker Lee Wright info@yahoo.com

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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE IT

As I am now down to my last few hundred million people keep giving me

Mayonnaise and Beer

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours

in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in

front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very

large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it

was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them

into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the

open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if

the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a

box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up

everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students

responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two

cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the

jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students

laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to

recognise that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things--your family, your children, your health, your

friends, your favourite passions--things that if everything else was

lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles

are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into

the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf

balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on

the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are

important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your

happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be

time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf

balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The

rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and ASKED what the beer

represented.

Answer this

Do you have a Fulfilled

AND

WHAT DID the beer represented.

.Why are People are refusing to lick the new postage stamps

in th UK

A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Doctor was _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to operate as he had _ _ _ _ _ _ _

.

.

what is the 7 missing letters

Here is a CLUE

They are all the same letters

written in the same order

If Jesus Saves

Why do they not put him in Goal for England

Mayonnaise and Beer

when things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours

in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in

front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very

large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it

was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them

into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the

open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if

the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a

box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up

everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students

responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two

cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the

jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students

laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to

recognise that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things--your family, your children, your health, your

friends, your favourite passions--things that if everything else was

lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles

are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into

the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf

balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on

the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are

important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your

happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be

time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf

balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The

rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and enquired what the beer

represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you

that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a

couple of beers."

If the candidates in the presidential election where

A double ACT

that is A ventriloquist and his DUMMY

who would sit on who's lap

which one would be the DUMMY

you decide

which one should be the dummy

I do not support the Iraq war

I do not support any unjust war

Or starting a war that has nothing to do with me or my Country

BUT

I DO

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS for what they do

That is protecting all of us

They are the BEST of the BEST

To denounce the war is good

To denounce or troops is BEYOND ME

This next part I am putting in FAILS ME

I can only pass this on. to you

Words fail me.

Recently, Royal Marines in Iraq, wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees,and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee.

So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should support them by NOT buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground, fighting street-to-street and, house-to-house.

If you feel the same as I do then pass this along. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more.

Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st PLT.

PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS. .. PLEASE PASS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR E- MAIL LIST, IN MEMORY OF ALL THE TROOPS

WHO HAVE DIED, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE !

Also, don't forget that when the Twin Trade Towers were hit, the fire fighters and rescue workers went to Starbucks because it was close by for water for the survivors and workers, and Starbucks CHARGED THEM! ! !

AN ADDED NOTE TO THIS: STARBUCKS HAD STORES ON SEVERAL MILITARY BASES IN THE UNITED STATES. THEY ARE NOW BEING REMOVED BECAUSE OF THIS.

There are 227 Starbucks stores across the UK, and there's no doubt that our soldiers would get the same response from this company, so let us do our bit and boycott Starbucks to show them how despicable their actions are.

I never liked their coffee either

why do people breeze on here and ask questions such as

Does anyone know if there is a suggestion already in forum about target reporting?

is this not a suggestion itself

then the answer would be yes

as you would be reading the suggestion already

and you answer as such

then the questioner sends a impolite instant message to you

as they do not like the answer and the fact you pointed this out to them

but does not allow people to contact them

so should people who do not allow IM or e-mail to them

not be allowed to send IM or e-mail to others

here is the best laugh

in there profile say

NOT to contact them

UNLESS YOU HAVE ASKED THEM IF YOU CAN CONTACT THEM FIRST FOR PERMISSION TO CONTACT THEM

but all contact is blocked in there profile

so how can you ask them if they do not allow I M or emails is it him or me on weekend leave

i was stopped by the police last night

they gave me a ticket for £60.00 and said that i was getting 3 points too

now knowing how intelligent you all are on here

I NEED YOUR HELP

FIRST how do i claim my £60.00 i was given and where do i go to collect it

SECOND how many points do i need to get a prize

and do any of you know what sort of prizes they give out

i have heard of people getting pens for good driving

but never £60.00 and points towards prizes

so any help will be really appreciated

in anticipation of all your answers

thank you very much

i removed a contact in error

thicko here pressed wrong button trying to send a message

how do i retrieve contact

can not give there name as i need there permission to do this adn as i can not contact them

would appreciate your help on this

and to say thanks here is the message i was trying to give to my contact

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1434736292

hope you like it

Seasons Greetings to you and your family

you can try this yourselves i think it is good

in the anticipation of your helkp

THANK YOU ALL

well i thought this is it for me

DAVID BECKHAM antiperspirant for men

it is supposed to be real good

my dreams answered

SO I THOUGHT

put some BECKHAM DEODORANT on

dressed to the nines

into the night clubs I WENT

THIS IS MY NIGHT I THOUGHT

i have never failed to score in my life

YOU LUCKY LADIES

TONIGHT IS YOUR CHANCE WITH ME

well sure enough true to the BECKHAM FORM

i could not score

no matter what i did

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WELL IT'S ONLY A GAME OF FOOTBALL HE SAID

now he has made me a loser too

the tw11t

well i thought this is it for me

DAVID BECKHAM antiperspirant for men

it is supposed to be real good

my dreams answered

SO I THOUGHT

put some BECKHAM DEODORANT on

dressed to the nines

into the night clubs I WENT

THIS IS MY NIGHT I THOUGHT

i have never failed to score in my life

YOU LUCKY LADIES

TONIGHT IS YOUR CHANCE WITH ME

well sure enough true to the BECKHAM FORM

i could not score

no matter what i did

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WELL IT'S ONLY A GAME OF FOOTBALL HE SAID

now he has made me a loser too

the tw11t

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly

has squandered all of his money.

He calls home. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe

what modern education is developing. They actually

have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog

Ol' Blue how to talk."

"That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $2,000," the young

jackaroo says, "I'll get him in the course."

So ... his father sends the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father wants to know.

"Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read."

"Read?!" exclaims his father. "No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send $4,5

well i never did you

come on you must have done

but what was it you did

who is like a magnet

and i am the lump of metal

who draws me to her in P&S

what can i do

to stop this attraction

i feel compelled to go to her

HELP ME

what can i do

with this one

touch your it

lovely game when i was a kid

as it was good exercise too

at my age this is the only way i can do it now

Asker's Rating: star star star star empty star

you are the last to answer to i'm afraid your it. You will have to start the game again now!!

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so any one one to guess how many play tig your it

10 points for correct or nearest correct answer

keep it up

Will you print or text?

print this and look at it in a mirror

or if sent in text

put phone up too mirror

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