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Australian Student needining MONEY from dad?
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly
has squandered all of his money.
He calls home. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe
what modern education is developing. They actually
have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog
Ol' Blue how to talk."
"That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $2,000," the young
jackaroo says, "I'll get him in the course."
So ... his father sends the dog and $2,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father wants to know.
"Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read."
"Read?!" exclaims his father. "No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send $4,5
"Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a
problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots
the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is pretty excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with
him, and see him read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.
Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Financial Review. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that redhead barmaid at the pub?'"
The father groans and whispers, "I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your mother!"
"I sure did, dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to be a successful lawyer
sorry to those already answered for missing end of to this i did not realise
as my niece sent me it and i liked it so thought you all might like it too
once again my appologies
I might get this right one day
12 Answers
- 1 decade ago
Son writes:
"No fun, no mun, send some,
Your Son"
Dad replies:
"So sad, too bad, it's mad,
Your Dad"
My 94 yearold Aunt told me that one!
- JJ SHROFFLv 51 decade ago
... a return gift....
a college boy asked her father to send him $100 to enable him to buy log table which is absolutely must.
do u know what his father send him?
.............. a log table.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Not finished i think
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ok what the hell. i dont get it
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Don't get it.
