Like BECKHAM I WANT TO SCORE?

well i thought this is it for me

DAVID BECKHAM antiperspirant for men

it is supposed to be real good

my dreams answered

SO I THOUGHT

put some BECKHAM DEODORANT on

dressed to the nines

into the night clubs I WENT

THIS IS MY NIGHT I THOUGHT

i have never failed to score in my life

YOU LUCKY LADIES

TONIGHT IS YOUR CHANCE WITH ME

well sure enough true to the BECKHAM FORM

i could not score

no matter what i did

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WELL IT'S ONLY A GAME OF FOOTBALL HE SAID

now he has made me a loser too

the tw11t