i have a butt

i got it while i was drunk

how come i saw a picture of what looked like a thick 11 incher in the mens health section and all the guys were asking him to email them and send more pics

ok so this guy was amazing. he was only 16 but he spoke more intelligently than most people i have met in my lifetime. and he wasn't show offy like "hey i'm better than you". but besides that he could always put a smile on ANYONE'S face. he had so much wisdom too! i was actually jealous of him because he had so many friends and stuff. now i feel awful because he just died from cancer a week ago. today someone asked me about him and i had to be like he died.... it was so hard. i don't know what to do he was one of my best friends and i'm like crying right now and i cry every time i think of him. how can i deal with this help!!!

please help! i'm trying to figure out what movie this is. i watched it a long time ago and i can't remember the title. an author gets stuck at this crazy lady's house who is his "biggest fan" and he kills her? in the last scene he goes to a restaurant and a lady that looks like her says she's his biggest fan?

morgan and ryan

or

jesse and jezebel

1-dyed my hair brown

2-[month later]dyed my hair back to blond+added blue highlights

3-[next day] blue turned green, dyed my hair brown which still didnt cover the green

4-[next week] went to the salon and got my hair dyed dark brown(almost black)

5-[3 weeks later] went to salon and got hair bleached and dyed what was supposed to be "dark blonde" (my natural color) hair turned yellow

6-[4 days later, today] dyed my hair light brown which turned it orange

please i don't know what to do... HELP!!!!!!!!!

5 x 10 ^ 26 - 2 x 10 ^ 14 = ??? typed it in on more than one scientific calculator and got 5x10^26? typed in all the zeros and got the same answer? please help! thank you

5 x 10 ^ 26 - 2 x 10 ^ 14 = ??? typed it in on more than one scientific calculator and got 5x10^26? typed in all the zeros and got the same answer? please help! thank you

5 x 10 ^ 26 - 2 x 10 ^ 14 = ??? typed it in on more than one scientific calculator and got 5x10^26? type in all the zeros and got the same answer? please help! thank you

currently i have side swept bangs and elbow length hair with one layer. it's really thick and wavy. it's currently dark brown with blue-green highlights but it's naturally honey blonde. i really hate it right now and want to change. any ideas? i'm open to anything... thanks!

my defintion-

the place you go to have your soul removed and a poor education is put in place of it

is there any way you can stay at home and just send all your work in through the mail? (i could go into a long explanation why i'm asking but i won't)

1953 was such a splendid year.*gasp* i can't believe the christmas season is already over though! can you? what are your favourite 1953 memories?

i went to a beyoncé concert in october & i met jesus in june.

so that your veins will transport it to your face and you won't have to put make-up on until it "leaves" through your back side??? i do and it works great!! blush is yummy.

panic! at the disco.... didn't you think it was funny when brendon urie got bottled? and now jon got bottled too haha =P

any ideas?