Joe.. Bcfc.

Well today I met my girlfriend and ended up fingering her, but when she started to give me a hand job i seemed to only have a semi, I think it was nerves.. is this normal?

I decided to think oh well, man up and she's coming round again in a couple of days.

What can i do to make sure that this doesnt happen again..?

Also, any fingering tips?

Right, I'm in a very strange place at the moment.

the thing is I'm kind of fat, I've been on a diet and it has been successful but i still have some fat on my belly, my face seems normal but I'm still kind of chubby.

By the way I haven't had a girlfriend for nearly 2 years. In them 2 years I have been on my diet and lost about 4 stone.

So It's hard for me to like.. jump back in there and ask someone out

I don't know how I could ask a girl out now. I want to do it face-to-face and I'm wondering. I dont know if a girl will go out with me! ah Im very confused. Btw, I'm 14 - 15 soon.

Hey guys, I'm 14 now but when i was younger, maybe 5-8 years old i watched a short film every christmas.

It was called 'A monster christmas'

**KEY POINTS**

-don't be mistaken by the film 'Monster's christmas' it isnt that.

-it is an animated film!

I will be so happy if you find it, i havent watched it in ages!

Everything is sticking out making it horrible to play, how can i fix this?

http://yfrog.com/0lsime3messedp

My dog is 9 years old and is a bearded collie, they are said to live until about 15.

Today my dog has been acting strange, there was a small patch of sick on the carpet and he does not want me out of his sight!

I am sitting with him and when i was trying to get my laptop to write this question he started lying on my leg asif to say "don't go"...

His tail wags and is at times his usually bubbly self but at the moment he is lying down.. He has a dry nose and my sister says he sounds weird breathing.. I don't know if his breathing is weird sounds OK to me..

I am taking him to the vet soon when my mom gets back so i just want some answers!

Anyone who says 'take him to the vet' will not get best answer because i know this already!!!

I have everything i need before buying sims 3 but my processor isn't good enough. Let me show you the requirements and what i have.

(I own a laptop so i'm using the laptop requirements)

Requirements:

Laptop, XP Service Pack 2:

Processor: Pentium IV 2.0 GHz / Athlon XP 2000+

Memory: 1.5 GB

GeForce Go 6200 / Radeon mobile 9600

Graphics RAM: 128 MB

What I have:

Computer:

Genuine Intel(R) CPU

T2300 @ 1.66GHz

1.66GHz, 504 MB of RAM

Physical Address Extension

GeForce/ION Driver Release 190

So what do i need?

Can i not play sims?

Do i NEED a better processor to play?

When u choose my truck or start playing, the screen is blue/green. I can see the truck but its green and the background is the same.. how do I fix this?

Hi, I'm Joe.

I'm a 14 year old male. I've had my dog George since i was 5 years old and he is like a brother to me..

I don't know how i could cope when he passes away, He is 9 now and i don't know how long they live.. he is looked after well and well loved.(trust me!)

He is a bearded collie, 9.

He is a healthy, happy dog...

Can someone help me please! :(

Hey - just found out about a site called Second Life - seemed pretty cool so i went to sign up and did everything.. then i clicked create account and it just reset the page.. i have redone this several times and also tried to log in but it didn't work... so are there any reasons this may happen?

I live in the UK and I want a job.

I have been looking for a paper round but our news agent has shut down so there's no way of money for me - I don't want to leech off my parents so can i get a job somewhere else legally?

If not, can I at 15?

I know at 16 i can work, but i want to make money now and save up for a car for when i'm 17.

Well I've liked this girl a while now and now my friend likes her :(

I dont know if i should still ask her out.. Cause i've liker her for ages and was about to ask her out.

Do you think she'd even fancy me?

Pic: http://yfrog.com/5k94863263j

Would my friend hate me? Even though ive liker her longer.

He doesnt know i like her by the way..

Please serious answers :O

Well, I am 14 now.

Pretty confident.. I'm not the shy type... but when it comes to new girlfriends i cant seem to pull the courage to ask someone out.. i've been rejected a few times before and sometimes they've dumped me a few days after...

I've only ever snogged one girl .. (i know.. lame)

And yeah. I was a bit chubby back then. (not obese.. chubby)

I've lost 2 stone since then because.. well i'd rather eat 900 kcals a day and have a girlfriend.

I haven't had a girlfriend since and dont want to ask because i'm afraid i'll get rejected.. and i dont blame them i'm not that good looking.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8699/%E2%80%A6

That's me a few months ago. I've lost abit more weight so yeah.

What do you think? Should i bother ?

I'm 14 and my mom might foster an infant,

I know the good thing about this as i am the youngest child and have always wanted a baby brother.

Can someone (preferably with experience) tell me the good and the bad things about getting a foster brother.

I have a small lump on my right testicle, when i squeeze it, itfeels just like normal. (pain when you squeeze testicle)

I'm scared it's cancer and because i'm not fully through puberty yet my penis is still growing with my testicles and im scared it's cancer!!

Serious and helpful answers please..

i dont want to go the doctors cause i am embarresed and havent told anyone because i havent fully gone through puberty

I really want to because its a life dream of mine..

please, shed any light on this that you can!

do i have to make the book my self and see if someone will publish it?

Hey - i was having a little 'check up' when i noticed my right testicle has a lump attatched to it - if i squeese it, it will have the same pain as normal in a testicle.. but i jst don't know what it is! is this normal?

Shed some light on it please

Its sortof like this

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and the right one hangs a tiny bit lower.

well when i download things using Bit torrent / U torrent the speed is USUALLY quite low.. goes from 0.1kb/s to about 20kb/s but if im lucky it will shoot up to 500. I know its not the seeders because it can't increase that rapidly.

What i still want to know is WHY is it downloading at 10kb/s when i have 6.5mb DL speed on my broadband and its a popular torrent with around 40 seeders..

Ok.. like a complete idiot i spilt tea on my laptop. it was ages ago.

I was lying in bed on my laptop with a cup of tea and somehow i spilt the cup on the laptop so now my laptop is broke..

But i tried turning it on yesterday and it worked.. perfectly for the whole 3 hours i used it. I then turned it off using the normal process and in the morning .. BAM.. broken again..

when i hit the power button nothing happens.. no life in the computer.. not a light comes on. I know its not the battery being flat because it has an indicator and i charged it just incase..

so can anyone shed a bit of life and help me fix it?

I got it off ebay so i cant take it back.

Hey, could someone please shead some light on this for me..

-I play football regularly

-I dont know exactly when i got it but there is a pain when i move the smallest toe (furthest right) on my right foot, it hurts and i can't play football well anymore with it.

-if i move it outwards there is a bad pain going right through the toe

- i have football tuesday some please help!!

I got this game expecting it to be good, i escaped vault 101, went to the school. and everyone near this town is chopping me up and shooting me.. I havent done anything.. i thought you could choose your path but i'm everyones enemy..