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I've have my new kitten for less than 24 hours. The previous owner said that she was dry food ready. (she's 9 weeks old) at the time I only had cat food for older cats and so I gave her a can of wet food. I know she has diarrhea but her stool looks normal in color and in smell but is liquid as if she had no solids. I changed her food to kitten chow something easier but when she tried to bite it, of course she couldn't and dropped the food and walked away. right now I have her on pet milk replacement she likes it a lot. I'm guessing I will put her back on wet food until she is older for the kitten chow. Any idea on why her stool could be soft and what type of food should I give a kitten her age to harden her stool? also I noted that the color of the wet food was also the same color as her stool. But I don't think that is an issue.

I know that if you do not have enough money in your account then it does not go through, but I had more than enough money in my account and I wrote a check to the IRS and they said it bounced, I did not even touch my account because I had been waiting for them to cash the check, then I find out it bounced. Now I am confused as to why did my check bounce if I had more than enough to cover my payment. Could there be other reasons as to why my check bounced?

Hello,

My Cat well kitten, is 2 years old and she is good skinny. But she eats any and everything. She is greedy eater, but it seems like she is not gaining any weight at all. Yes she is very active, VERY. Is it ok for a 2 year old to be that small when they eat that much?

Got my tongue pierced one week ago from today 8/9/11, and it is a swollen area around the piercing. Im dehydrated all the time, my tongue is white, and it's still hard for me to eat normal. Also my ring ball keeps going inside my tongue where i got it pierced. Does it mean the tongue ring ball is too small? Also last night i woke early in the morning and my mouth was full of blood took me about 30 Min's to stop it, does it mean im allergic to the metal? ( Which i am allergic to a lot of things.. idk if metal is one) Also... I still cant pronounce "sh" words.

I am trying to make a Holiday bow, but i seem to not be doing so well at all. I have read the instructions that came with it, i even looked up videos to see how its done and yet i cant figure out how to make the loops and keep them together. I am having such a bad time that i even feel like crying can you please help i need step by step instructions.

I live with this family who has two grown dogs that they don't really care for much. The female dog is now pregnant by her brother the male dog. The thing is we know now for sure she is pregnant, but we cannot tell how many weeks or months she is in or when she might have babies. Also the family is very low on income they are from mexico, and they don't really have their papers, so they do not work so they do not have any money to pay for their dogs to get medical help from the vet. Also the female dog I checked her this mourning, and she has like some slim or drool like stuff coming from her vagina. I tried to explain to the mother that she needed to get her dogs to the vet but they don't have money, How can we help this dog go through a good birth and knowing if she had her babies or not, and how long it might take? Also I have two cats I take them to the vet So i kinda know how to help animals in a way, but not dogs. What can I do to help?

my kitten is now 10 months old. She is in heat for the first time. When I got my kitten she was 3 months old and she use to meow a lot and every since then she been meowing a lot. When i leave my room she meows, when i wake up in the morning, when i come home, when i start cooking. But now she is on heat, and she is meowing a lot more then usual. I do not want to get her spayed, because my first cat got spayed and now she is very very depressed and she gained weight and now all she do is sleep all day and night. i do not want this to happen to my new kitten. i have had my other cat fro 3 years now, and when i got the new kitten she got a little more depressed, but they like each other. what can i do to help my kitten get other her first heat....also we want to mate her but in the future when we get a bigger place. Because really i got this kitten for my husband. Please help because me and my husband are losing sleep because she is meowing really loud and a lot.

I just watched an old movie, and I do not get it at all. I do not know who was doing all the murders and what the grandma knew the truth about Nile. What was the truth about everything that was happening. was the boy really crazy?

There was a young girl who lived in an apartment i think by herself. her neighbor was an Dole friend from when they were younger. She ordered this lover and was suppose to return him in 3 days but forgot. and owns the company a millions dollars for the lover guy person. later to find out the reason why boys didn't like her was because her best friend was telling all the boys lies about her. The best friend only dated boys who had girlfriends. when she found out her best friend had a boyfriend she wanted to date him, but because he was built for her only, he didn't want the best friend. the girl found out what her best friend had been doing and punched her. i think the neighbor liked her too secretly. the lover guy she ordered was almost real but he was fake, he was only there to please her with love. and only love her. please help me really good book. thanks

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should

see all the sports cars outside our house!"

The couple had been married for twenty years. It was a happy, wonderful marriage, except that the wife was very unfaithful. The husband finally got so tired of her unfaithfulness that he made her promise to never again be untrue to him. One day he came home and found her in bed with a midget. He cried out, "My wife, my love, after you made all those promises, I find you in bed with another man, and a midget at that!" She replied, "My dearest husband, the love of my life, do you not believe me, do you not see, do you not understand? I am tapering off."

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

How can you tell if an eqtn is a parabola or a circle just by looking at it? Also How can you tell if an eqtn is a circle or a hyperbola when the eqtn looks like this

y^2 - x^2 + 2y + 4x = 4

When multiplying y*y = ? example 5y * 5y =?

When adding y+y=? example 5y + 5y =?

OK this is a math problem I get how to do it, but my answer is half different from the book.

x^2 + y^2 = 16

x + y = 4

ok when I move over the second eqtn to make x = 4 - y

when I plug it into the first eqtn (4-y)^2 +y^2 =16 does that make (4-y)^2 a difference of squares, or do I put them together like this (4-y)(4-y)?

Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie." Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance...Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine." By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for. After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."

Well , Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So , he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk, " Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal , shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's , "Shhh. They're getting closer...."

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags..those are your boobs." All she had to say was.."Now that would explain why I have this goatee."

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."