nicky_bronx

Do you think it is ok for friends and partners to borrow and loan out large amounts of money? what amount would you personally stop at if yes, and what are your opinions on partners borrowing from each other i.e men borrwing from women and partners who don't live together loaning each other money. Long question I know lol, but I would like to hear your verdict. Thanks

Very briefly, because the ideas are quite long winded I have several ideas at the moment, I have an idea for a website, a club, a social club, a book, a healthcare centre and I also have various designs for sportswear and t shirts. I keep coming up with ideas but I have no idea on how to follow them up or whether they are worth following up. Can anyone help at all? I welcome any encouragement or advice anyone can offer.

Hiya, by accident I reported somebody's answer I had meant to report the person on top's answer because they were so rude, I managed to report him in the end. In my haste I reported the wrong answer!! How do I remove the report I put on the other persons answer? Feel really bad as there answer was totally sweet. Would appreciate the help.

Thanks x

I've been trying to find two songs recently the first one sounds like either a house or dance track, some of the lyrics are don't take your love away....I need your love. A woman sings it, it's quite a new track.

The second song sounds quite silly and a bit happy go lucky, it's got a lot of whistling in it, not too much singing though, it's a very catchy tune.

I know I haven't given much detail, but I'd be glad if anyone could help me out

What's the useless flesh around the penis called?

Man.

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.

"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."

A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.

"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing!?!" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing?" she asked in shock.

He replied, "What's it look like? I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."