the soccer guy

Okay.

I got my Rock Band 2 drum kit about a month ago, and I'm already seeing some issues. Not only did I already break the foot pedal, but my blue pad doesn't register my hits like it should. It only registers if I hit it in one spot while I hit it as hard as I can.

On my original Rock Band drum kit, I took off the pad and did a modification to it, but I wasn't able to get the pad back on, so I had to buy a new one.

Are there any modifications I could do to fix this?

(yes, I know guitar hero is better. I bought the rock band kit, so I'd be able to play both games.)

I need an idea for a DNA model, it has to be 3-dimensional, and it has to stand up on its own, nobody touching it.

Anything that will be easy to find around the house, or picked up at the dollar store will help very much. please no beads, they're too small!!!

thanks =)

Aspirin is not a suppository.

I need to make a plant or animal cell, and it has to be 3-D. Like someone made a battlefield, and had soldiers each having their own meaning like mitochondria and stuff. I have no clue so far, and I need some help. Also, no perishable food is allowed (no jell-o), and no styrofoam balls either.

Thanks

A priest was going on a golf outing and it was the day where the people repented there sins in the one room with the screen which its name slips my mind. So the priest tells the janitor to take his spot, and he gave him instructions on how much people should repent with sins. After a several minutes, the janitor is down to the last one. This man had done a bad thing indeed. The janitor could not find the bad deed on his instructions, and asks one of the altor boys, 'Hey kid, what does the pastor give for blow jobs?' and the kid says, 'Well, usually he gives me a snickers bar.'

There was a father and son riding in a car, but then they got in a horrible bloody car crash. The son was rushed to the hosptial, and was about to have surgery when the surgeon says, "I can't operate on him, he's my son."

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?

first correct answer = 10 points!!!!

(HINT: It's not Chuck Norris)

Whenever I try to log in to messenger, it says that it doesn't work. I've moved in the past month to where I currently live. If you have any other tips I should try, or any sympathy, please type NOW!!!

My computer crashed and the memory had to be deleted. So I have my ipod with all my songs, but an empty itunes. Am I able to get my songs from my ipod onto itunes, and if so how?

I'm doing a weather broadcast skit in a class, and I need some news type music. I've tried typing in news music, but that won't work. I need an actual name of a song. PLEASE HELP!!! thank you.

What's a dramatic song that I could use for my skit?

I just need a song with music, no words.

So if you could help me out, that would be awesome.

What's a good dramatic song that I could use for my skit?

There can't be any words, just music. Unless they go AAHHHH. you know.

My skit is about an old guy saying that his family is going to die

HELP

I'm working on a radio broadcast, and I can't figure out a word

that would fit in that categorie. Help me please

I just got 200K on Cult of Personality with no star power

It took me about a month

I scored 205,943 on it with 991-997 notes witha 451 note streak

IT WAS AMAZING!!!

how bout you?

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........

You just passed the guy in second place.

So what place are YOU in?

okay, here it is

I don't know how you guys will respond, but my friends said they were okay

HERE WE GO!!!

Hey, nice jeans. I see you got them 10% off. Come over to my house and we'll see if we can get them 100% off. (wink)

Yo momma so stupid, I asked her to get me an ice cream sandwich, and she asked, 'do you want it on white or wheat'?

A lady before going to bed read a book for a while. After reading her book she turned out the light and went to bed. When she woke up in the morning she read the paper. In the paper she read about a ship that had sunk and all passengers died. Though she didn't know anyone on the ship she commited suicide that day. Why?

some lyrics are

muh-na-muh-na

do-do-do-do-do

muh-na-muh-na

do-do-do-do

muh-na-muh-na

do-do-do-do-do-do-

do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

D'YOU KNOW IT?!?!?

You have 9 balls, and you have a wieght scale.

Unfortunately, one of the 9 balls are heavier then the others, but you don't know which one.

You need to use the scale to find out which one is the heavy ball.

BUT HEARS THE CATCH!!!

You're only allowed to use the scale 2 times.

How do you do it???

The good Mrs. Claus was crocheting bright bows

To be worn by these reindeer (four bucks and four does)

The ribbons were colored in eight festive hues:

One ocher, one rose, one cerise, one chartreuse.

One maroon, one magenta, one white, and one blue.

(these ribbons helped Santa keep track of his deer)

The deer pulled the toy-laden sleigh in four rows,

Arranged so no row held two bucks or two does.

The order of pullers was changed year by year,

For Santa was thoroughly fair with his deer.

He summoned the elves and istructed them thus:

"Let's hitch up the reindeer with minimum fuss,

The bow on the buck behind Dasher is whit,

While Blitzen, a doe, sees cerise on her right.

The blue bow is nearer my sleigh than is Dancer.

But nearer the fron of my team than is Prancer.

The does in chartreuse gets a front-of-the-team honor.

But not on the same side as Cupid or Donner.

Now,Comet stands two spots ahead of the rose.

And three deer of four on the right side are does.

-If there are 12 one-cent stamps in a dozen, how many two-cent stamps are in a dozen?

-How many months have 28 days?

-You have two pencils, a good one and a cheap one. The good one costs $1 more then the cheap one. You spent $1.10. How much did the cheap on cost?

-You are cutting a board 12 feet long into one foot boards. How many cuts do you make?

-In 30 seconds or less, give the number that is double one half of 99,637,543,667,345.

-What word becomes smaller when you add letters?

-Does China have a 4th of July?

-How could you put your right hand COMPLETELY in your left hand pocket, and your left hand COMPLETELY in your right hand pocket?

-You have just tossed a coin that has come up heads for ten straight times. What is the porbability it will turn up heads again?

-You are in a room filled with 100% methane. If you were to strike a match, what would happen?

-Of the 50 states of the USA, what is the most southern, northern, eastern, and western state? *careful now

GOOD LUcK