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I am 14 weeks pregnant. I have only been with my boyfriend 13 weeks. Is it possible that when determining how far along I am could be off by a week?

I am really confused on this.

Any help or feedback would be great!! Thank you so much!!

I am 14 weeks pregnant. I have only been with my boyfriend 13 weeks. Is it possible that when determining how far along I am could be off by a week?

I am really confused on this.

Any help or feedback would be great!! Thank you so much!!

I don't notmally eay alot of food in a day, maybe a meal plus a half. I know I need to eat right now cause the baby i sgrowing, but I don't want to eat too much.

I had about a cpu and a half of pasta, a bowl of cereal, and a bunch of baby carrots. Now I feel like I could eat, and want to make some pirogies. So I guess, I just want to make sure I am not eatting too much.

Do you thinkI should eat if I am hungry, or wathc how much I eat right now.

Thanks alot!!

OK so here is the thing. My boyfriend and I have known each other for about 5 months. We just found out that I am 7 weeks pregnent. We live 4.5 hours away from each other so it makes it hard to see on eanother. I am moving in wiht him come Monday. He doesn't have any children now, this is a first for both of us.

I am wondering if I should get him a gift. Is that appropriate? And if so, what do I get him?!?!?!

Thanks for any answers!!!

I just found out that a friend of a friend has died in a car accident. How can I fing out if it is true and not just a prank?

He lives in a mall towm in Meridian,Idaho.

Any help would be great, thanx so much.

I just found out that a friend of a friend has died in a car accident. How can I fing out if it is true and not just a prank?

He lives in a mall towm in Meridian,Idaho.

Any help would be great, thanx so much.

I just found out that a friend of a friend has died in a car accident. How can I fing out if it is true and not just a prank?

He lives in a mall towm in Meridian,Idaho.

Any help would be great, thanx so much.

It's Good To Laugh.....

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called

A spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly

Stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the

Boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff

The purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule

Was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products

That captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their

Suggestions and created a Top 10 List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie,

The rest of the week went very well for everyone!

The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be

There overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man,

But made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. Viagra, This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners

asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how

would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Shermansaid, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be

right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at

the dinner table.'

'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your

good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to

shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you

to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted....

This morning asked me if I knew how to make Puppy chow.

I have neve heard of it so I aksed him what it is. He said it's chex mix with melted chocolate on it, then once it's cooled you sprinkle powdered sugar over it all.

Know, I have tried to find a recipie for this but had noo luck. I was brought to a dog food site! Lol go figure!

So has anyone out there in cyber land know of this treat. I want to make it for hum amd it sounds so good.

Also I would need to know the proper way to malt chocolate and too, what type to use. Cheers to all.

who can help me figure what size shoe I would wear in UK womens shoe size.

I wear a 9 or 9 1/2 in American size. I need to know what size that would make me if I were to get a piar of shoes from the UK.

I am looking for a site or a number in the USA where I can get my birth control at a cheaper price, and get several months worth at a time.

I don't have insurence and have always bought it month by month at a pharmacy. It is becomming so expensive, and I know there are places to get it from in more of a bulk kind of deal and have it mailed.

My sister used to do it before her husband got snipped after 3 kids. But, she won't tell me what number she used or the place where she wouls get hers when she used birth control.

Any info. would bee unbelievably appreciated.

Please don't pull my chain I can't take anymore stress. Thanks.

Firewood.......lmao?

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

>

> "Yes. What can I do for you?"

>

> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'

Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them

Logs, but he's hidin' it there."

>

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

>

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They

> search the shed where the firewood is kept.

>

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana

. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

>

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

>

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

>

"Yeah!"

>

"Did they chop your firewood?"

>

"Yep!"

>

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

>

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... We have lived happily every after

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered elderly Woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children,

the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried,

"Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first woman.

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a ----?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"

My boyfriend just recieved a copy of the court order from his lawyer stating he will have visitation entitiled by Rule14 Title18. It doesn't however state or include a copy of what exactly that means.

I am wondering if any of you could please guide me to a link to find out or if you would know off hand. thank you so much. It's really been a long time comming for this, I am so happy for him. Yeah

Halloween Warning for Parents

There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sureit will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition.

It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.

It looks just like pop rocks.

Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc.

Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache!

They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.

Special Agent Todd V. Coleman

U.S. Department of Homeland Security

U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement

Direct Office Line (956)753-4678

Office Fax Line (956)753-4673

todd.coleman@dhs.gov

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Leave your comments. I found it to be very intersting. Maybe by having a look you may think a bit differently on your life.( the stats I mean, you may appreciate life more)

Easily the best joke of the decade

A young man moved into a new apartment of his

Own and went to the lobby to put his name on his

Mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out

Of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a

Robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she

Started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it

Was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor

Kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye

Contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on

His arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear

Someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed

The door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to

Fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you

Say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally

Squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My

Ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100%

Natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm

And solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my

Body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered ....

"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming....

That was me."

http://www.childdrowningprevention.com/index.html

Go to the link above.Please let me know what you think. This isn't some kind of lets see what kind of reaction I will get(well kinda) But this is very neat ans something all motheres should know about, it couls possible save a life!! ENJOY!!